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I think the biggest difference between myself and others is that other people have good creative ideas and they talk about them, I have creative ideas and I act on them. Since Ang is taking the name Ziola I think we are gonna be called "The Z's" but I hope people start referring to us as "Disease." I am making a lot of new recipes lately. My newest is variations of Crazy Chili. Tonight is turkey crazy chili. I met Ryan Matt Batt. He is just born but I think he will be a cool kids cause his parents are cool kids.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

Who's Yo Daddy

The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number 10...........it takes the prize and #3 is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time....well I don't have a clue.

8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- jason hoover <jason.hoover@skja-engrs.com

Oh, they're testing? In that case, I'll show up skinny as usual.
With a particularly soft portion of flesh, just above the beltline.

From: "z@homemail.com"

i just wanted to remind you that sportsmonster is conducting random
testing dont get me involved in this .... i am not balco

--- jason hoover <jason.hoover@skja-engrs.com:

I've been loosening up with what I'm told is flaxseed oil...I've
been shocked by the results. Also something called The Cream, and
another something called The Clear.

From: "z@homemail.com"

please reply you havent been working out in off-season? i was expecting you to show up to camp HUGE

--- jason hoover <jason.hoover@skja-engrs.com

I'll be there. Man, I am not ready for this to start up again.

From: "z@homemail.com"

Subject: softball next week - please reply
hey guys I just wanted to send this email now since I am
leaving next week to get get married to my lover. anyway i wanted to let
you know that our 1st game is next Thursday, March 31 at 9:30 PM at
Seward near Orleans and Division.
Please reply to this email if you are gonna be there or
not. Also check out our new webpage:

http://www.teammullet.com/softball05

Thanks!

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