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I really really fucking hate the bill people. They piss me off so much, like as much as people in my way. Anyone wanna give me $ for stuff? I will make you a website. Fishing season has begun and this is one of the best days of the year in corporate America. The skirts are shorter, lunches are longer, the faces are more buttery, the sun is shining. It finally feels like spring or even summer and it feels really good. It feels like oral. Time for the Cubbies to start doing some winning. HJ is special. Makes me feel good. I got my first gray hairs this year. There was one on my head and now I have 2 silver hairs in my beard. This is so cool.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
"6 shots! Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, Nothing will."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

i love this email very much

thank you very much

<ANDERSONA2@bcbsil.com>

thought this might interest you:

yesterday i had to go pee so i went into the bathroom
it smelled so bad that the second i walked in i turned around
and started throwing up but the bathroom smelled so bad
i didn't want to go back in there to throw up so i threw up
in the conference room..

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