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I am back from the Colorado. I am not the biggest Colorado fan. Sure they got the mountains. They are neat for a day or two but you can give me big buildings any day. Or I would even rather be in hot warm like in Florida. At least there I wouldn't have to wear a shirt.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

WOMEN'S ADS
40-ish = 49
Adventurer = Slept with all your friends
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Has a face like a basset hound
Beautiful = Psycho
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of Crack
Educated = Banged her Political Science professor
Emotionally Secure = Medicated
Feminist = Fat ballbuster
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Trying to suppress her reputation as a slut
Gentle = Comatose
Looking for Soulmate = Stalker
New-Age = All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned = Lights out,missionary position only,no BJs
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Sloppy drunk
Poet = Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional = Certified Bitch
Redhead = Bad dye-job
Reubenesque = Grossly Fat
Romantic = Looks better by candle light
Social = Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Weight proportion w/ height = Enormous, As tall as you are wide
Widow = Drove first husband to shoot himself
Young at heart = Old bat

MEN'S ADS
40-ish = 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic = Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking = Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
Educated = Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit = Banging your sister
Friendship first = As long as friendship involves sex
Fun = Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking = Asshole
Very good looking = Dumb as a board
Honest = Pathological Liar
Huggable = Overweight, more body hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle = Insecure mama's boy
Mature = Older than your father
Open-minded = Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not
interested
Physically fit = Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet = Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall
Sensitive = Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive = Gay
Spiritual = Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable = Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful = Says "Excuse me" when he farts

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

-----Original Message-----
From: Andrew.Ziola@firstdatacorp.com

my father is Jim, grandfather was Stanley, great grandfather was
Andrew....raised in Elba, Nebraska.....near Grand Island.

i believe Andrew and John's Dad (your great grandfather) were brothers....

i was born and raised in San Francisco California...my dad moved to Oakland
because of the Army and got out and stayed.  i moved here to Nebraska to
attend Univ of Nebraska...rest is history.  i was in Delta Tau
Delta...

Andrew Ziola
Performance Reporting Organization (PRO)
402-222-6052

                    "Z Dawg"                   

my grandfather john was born and raised in chicago and so am I

how about you?

-----Original Message-----
From: Andrew.Ziola@firstdatacorp.com

yup

Andrew Ziola
Performance Reporting Organization (PRO)
402-222-6052

                    "Z Dawg"
                                       
are you in omaha?

i saw an andrew ziola there

-----Original Message-----
From: Andrew.Ziola@firstdatacorp.com

so how are we related? who's your parents, grandparents?

Andrew Ziola
First Data
Performance Reporting Organization (PRO)
402-222-6052

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