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I like sushi more now. And I liked it before. If I ask you, "How are you?" Please respond with good, fine, or OK. Don't tell me bad. I have been working hard recently getting a lot done. This time of year I am so pissed at like the weather but I stay up late and wake up early so I can get more done. I know this cause my neighbor is so pissed at me making 'noise' post 11PM and pre 7AM.

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Joke of the Week

Sign up your significant other,

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME! OPEN TO MEN ONLY!
Evening classes for men. Starting this month!
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents,
each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

1. How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.

2. Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Round-table discussion.

3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware:
can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.

5. Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline and support groups.

6. Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

7. Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

8. Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.

9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.

10. How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

11. How to fight cerebral atrophy:
remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates
and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

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CLASSES FOR WOMEN.. Women think they already know everything, but wait,
training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits

3. Parties:
Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management:
Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I:
Men Need Space in the bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II:
His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I:
Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II :
Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
(hahahahahahaha)

13. Advanced Parking:
Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention:
Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I:
Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II:
Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III:
How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments:
Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS:
Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing:
Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Footwear:
Wearing Shoes You Already Have

22. Household Dust:
A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry:
Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas:
Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes:
For Men Only

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"Paul Fruzyna"

Totally

Paul F. Fruzyna

From: Margaret_R_Meaney@rush.edu

and baby skateboards

"Paul Fruzyna"

That would rock. I want to get my older nephew (1.5 years old) a drum
set next year for Christmas. It would be great to drive my sister nuts.

Paul F. Fruzyna

From: Margaret_R_Meaney@rush.edu

maybe your nephews can be in a band someday too

"Paul Fruzyna"

Margaret,

You are nice. Hope all is well. My sister just had her second son
today. Crazy.

Paul F. Fruzyna


From: AZiola@focal.com

Margaret_R_Meaney@rush.edu

(See attached file: 30.doc)

AZiola@focal.com

ya maybe this this page cause this page needs content

http://www.almost-30.com/sounds.html

Margaret_R_Meaney@rush.edu

did you need me to make any diagrams for the site?

AZiola@focal.com

site is launched

http://www.almost-30.com/

party

(See attached file: 30.doc)

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