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My nose is running and eyes watering. If you are going to disagree or tell me you don't like something, you better have a suggestion ready. I have been at Focal working for 5 years as of today. WOW is all I can say. The minute that you think things can't be any worse, you find yourself making coffee by hand and drying your hands with coffee filters and using chewing gum as scotch tape. Sometimes it is just too disturbing and embarassing. If you want something done .... Why do you want it done? Just kidding. In general people are lazy. It is so interesting. Is is the American way? I think so.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

To everyone amazement the middle-aged spinster announced her engagement.
“But I thought you said all men were stupid,” said one friend, “and that you’d never marry!
“Yes, I did, she replied, “but then I found one who asked me.”

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"RoMaN"

flaming vcr - kick its ass

From: AZiola@focal.com

no angs is straight

just mine is gay as hell

"RoMaN"

are the vcrs gay with each other?

From: AZiola@focal.com

unofficially i have 2 vcrs
1 is angs

"RoMaN"

did the vcr come out of the closet?

From: AZiola@focal.com

that vcr is a pussy, lets beat the shit out of it

"RoMaN"

let's kick the vcr's ass

From: AZiola@focal.com

not a baseball bat
THE ramon martinez bat

"RoMaN"

we can wack it with a baseball bat

From: AZiola@focal.com

i am excited to throw my vcr off my balcony

"RoMaN"

boner.

i think the new tivo's also play mp3's - so if you wanna geek
out like me you can network it with you computer and play mp3's from your computer

From: AZiola@focal.com

120 with install, its the one with 40 hours of space i think

i am having direct tv come out and set up

"RoMaN"

how much tivo cost ya?

From: AZiola@focal.com

5$ a month

"RoMaN"

you're gonna love it.

do you have to pay a monthly tivo fee? or are you gonna
pay the one time fee for guide updates?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i ordered a tivo thru directtv

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