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I am getting married this weekend. I am not nevous. I am so excited. I think it is gonna be cool. Well that is about all that is on my mind so I will talk to you next week as a married dude.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

that sounds like an interesting idea

--- Tomas Yanez <tyanez@pacwest.com wrote:

Have you considered opening a meth lab? A little risky, but a huge upside. :-)

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

not really

i dont know - i feel comfortable or i feel that i am doing well i guess i am not

--- Tomas Yanez <tyanez@pacwest.com wrote:

Do you find yourself "stumped" on certain questions? I've got
some good interview excercises if you're interested.

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

ya still lookin

it has been frustating - been doing plenty of interviewing - just havent found the -place yet (that will also pay me enough)

either i am a horrible interviewer or i dont know ...

--- Tomas Yanez <tyanez@pacwest.com wrote:

hey pal. Are you still looking?

From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]


hi buddy

--- Tomas Yanez <tyanez@pacwest.com wrote:

fyi

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