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Pretty much once a week someone is upset with me. That is what you get with responsibility. I prefer sun and warm over snow and cold. I just was in the warm and it takes about 1-2 seconds to get used to the warm weather and enjoy it. It takes 1000 years to get used to the cold. My hands are cold right now and it makes me angry. I think getting flat screen stuff would be hella cool.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A Japanese soap manufacturing company received a complaint that a consumer
had bought a box of soap that was empty. Management tasked its engineers
to solve the problem permanently to avoid any reoccurrence.

The engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution
monitors manned by two people to watch all the soapboxes that passed
through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked
hard and they worked fast.

But a rank-and-file employee that was posed the same problem came out with
another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed
it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soapbox
passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

hey she should have been more careful and used some protection

"Dowsek, Amy" <Amy.Dowsek@dig.com>

No - that is sad

From: AZiola@focal.com

she had sex with magic johnson and got aids

"Dowsek, Amy"

That isn't a subject to fool around with- too sad

The cable network has been playing Philadelphia a lot lately.

From: AZiola@focal.com

or maybe she has AIDS

"Dowsek, Amy"

Ha

Maybe she is just "visiting" our planet, and now has to leave??

From: AZiola@focal.com

maybe she is a robot

like the little girl on that shoe 'small wonder'

"Dowsek, Amy"

Well that's just gay - maybe she was in an accident & broke her face,
but now with mega constructive surgery she looks like a model?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i think it is something minor like she was also a total geek in grade school or something

"Dowsek, Amy"

Yes- I totally forgot about that.

Do you think maybe she was married before?

From: AZiola@focal.com

no i think it is something personal about her

like maybe she has a male wee wee

"Dowsek, Amy"

Does fredo come back?

From: AZiola@focal.com

she is a special girl

there is another twist next week - guess what it is?

"Dowsek, Amy"

I think you can start knowing her by knowing her correct name

From: AZiola@focal.com

yes Larissa marissa

"Dowsek, Amy"

You mean Larissa?

From: AZiola@focal.com

if i could pick a girl that i want to get to know better

i would pick marissa she is super

"Dowsek, Amy"

Totally! He's got such a thick accent.. I like him much better than FL
guy.. maybe I just didn't see their date and it was something amazing,
but he seems like a wet blanket to me

From: AZiola@focal.com

i want boston guy to win cause i like how he says "heart"

"Dowsek, Amy"

Who do you want to win

Fl guy or Boston guy?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i agree

nice to hear a chick think that that show is good

"Dowsek, Amy"

I have been watching the average joe

And it is really good

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