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Warm weather is so much better than cold. People that say they don't mind Winter are the people that get in their car in their heated garage and drive to work and get to work and walk from the parking lot to their office. In other words, they spend like 17 seconds in the cold every day.

I have this idea that I think would be awesome so I sent emails to the big city's mayors in the United States:

Hi there. I wanted to share an idea I have that I think would be good for all the major cities in the United States. I think that it would be a good idea for each city to have its own unique color scheme for its professional sports teams. This would be a great way to show a new sense of pride to your city. I am sure this would be tough to pull off but I think if there was a fair way for each city to select its own color scheme, in the end, each city would gain more pride and each team would profit from the Marketing of these colors. Thanks for your help with my idea!

Andrew Ziola
Chicago, IL

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

From: "City of Anaheim Help Line" <anaheim@user.govoutreach.com>
Date: Mon, 19 Mar 2007 15:23:23 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Andrew,

Your Anaheim Anytime request # 53927 has been resolved with the
resolution:
Dear Andrew,

Thank you for contacting the City of Anaheim through our new Anaheim
Anytime system. Unfortunately, the City of Anaheim does not have
jurisdiction over the colors of our professional sports franchises. Rather, the
team owner chooses the colors that his/her players should wear to best
represent the team.

In fact, just this past summer Anaheim Ducks' owners Henry and Susan
Samueli announced the new colors for the Ducks as black, gold, white and
orange.

I'm sorry we could not be of more help. Please contact us again if you
have any other questions or concerns.

This is in reference to the Anaheim Anytime request you submitted on
03/19/2007 10:15 AM
Description: Hi there. I wanted to share an idea I have that I think
would be good for all the major cities in the United States. I think that
it would be a good idea for each city to have its own unique color
scheme for its professional sports teams. This would be a great way to show
a new sense of pride to your city. I am sure this would be tough to
pull off but I think if there was a fair way for each city to select its
own color scheme, in the end, each city would gain more pride and each
team would profit from the Marketing of these colors. Thanks for your
help with my idea!

Andrew Ziola
Chicago, IL

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