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I am the best follower upper I have ever seen. I don't change my contact lenses enough. This has been my worst year when it comes to nose blowing. I have been watching the World Baseball Championship. I am doing something new with my NCAA picks this year. I am just gonna pick all the #1 seeds in the Final Four.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you."
When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's house and found the wife pregnant, busily attending to two sets of twins. Elated, the priest asked her where her husband was so that he could congratulate him.
"He's gone to Rome, to blow that candle out" came the harried reply.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- Brice DeMayo <bricedemayo@yahoo.com wrote:

I'd shine your back!

--- Rafe Christman <rafe_christman@hotmail.com wrote:

I'd get on my knees.......... and shine his shoes of course!!!!!!!!

Rafe Christman

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From: Laura Gilligan <ladygills@yahoo.com

No kidding - Jon, if you got 36 strikes in a row, I bet you'd get at
least TWO kisses - one from me and one from Sheri, and maybe even one from
Phil!

;-)

Jonathan Gilligan <gills817@hotmail.com wrote:36 strikes in a row
and he got a kiss from his girlfriend........that's
it???????? ;-)

From: "Mysliwiec, Jason"

Which one of us is next?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-0602160237feb16,1,4889588.story?coll=chi-sportsnew-hed

Jason R. Mysliwiec
Institutional Client Group

-----Original Message-----
From: Melissa Mysliwiec [mailto:melguss30@yahoo.com]
Subject: Bowling Schedule Reminder

Just a reminder that there is no bowling next week 2/23. We will
resume 3/2. And for those who haven't paid the $15 league fee -
please remember to bring your $$ this week! Thanks!

Melissa

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