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I haven't done any paintings lately. We bought a bunch of Cubs tickets. The wedding is soon. My gut has seemed to get in the way lately. I don't enjoy wine. I go to punk shows. i would say about 10 a year.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, "Don't take a step further." She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been. She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. "Don't take a step further." She stops and a car skids past. Then suddenly she hears the voice saying "I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me?" Yes! Shouts the woman, "Just where were you on my wedding day!"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

Thanks for the response.

Man, the subject of the email is a little harsh.

Take care!

--- PeopleSoft@equityoffice.com wrote:
Subject: Not Qualified for Position

Dear Andrew Ziola :
Thank you for your interest in Equity Office and especially for
taking the time to interview with us. While your experience is certainly impressive, we are considering
other candidates with backgrounds and qualifications that are a stronger
match for the job. We will keep your resume on file. Should an
opportunity develop that would utilize your skills and experience,
we will contact you.

Again, thank you for your interest in Equity Office. We wish you
the best of luck in your job search.

Regards,
Julie Stein
Equity Office Human Resources

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