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It is cold out, real cold. It sucks. My best friend got married last weekend. I made a bet man speech. It was short but I think it was decent. The wedding was wonderful. The Super Bowl was horrible. I am happy for the Bears good season and am already excited for baseball.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A little boy walks into his parents ' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."

"Your wasting your time," said the boy.

"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top


[13:14] LawnWrangler00: looks kind of long
[13:14] ziola1039: ya it is, maybe print it and bring to the toilet if
you need something to read
[13:14] LawnWrangler00: yeah i dont read in there
[13:15] LawnWrangler00: i get in and out as fast as possible
[13:15] ziola1039: i love reading in there and spending some time there
[13:15] LawnWrangler00: no need to sit in stink
[13:15] ziola1039: gotta flush a lot

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