Z-Bonia

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I am protected from the snow in my office. Sometimes I feel that all the hard work is not worth it because things never end up happening. But then I continue to try time and time again. Why do you pull the plug on this after all the work I have done. I usually do all the work because I know that no one else will do it, lazy pieces of shit. I saw the scariest car accident I have ever seen on this past Monday. No one was hurt. God helped. So my new mission is to encourage people to put their seatbelts on even in the back seat. So help a brother out and do that.

Left brain, right brain!!!!!

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?" The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?" the little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

teach you a lesson

"Dowsek, Amy"

Why are you charging me?

From: AZiola@focal.com

total

actually in the past i have done this for free

people ask me to take stuff down and i didnt charge them

"Dowsek, Amy"

I think you found a good way to make a little extra cash on the side..

From: AZiola@focal.com

sure, with interest

"Dowsek, Amy"

Okay - I will give you the $5 - can we set up a payment plan?

From: AZiola@focal.com

no i dont think its fair but i have the power here

"Dowsek, Amy"

Do you think $5 is fair? Seems like a lot of money to click delete..

From: AZiola@focal.com

5$

"Dowsek, Amy"

How much is it going to take?

From: AZiola@focal.com

how much?

"Dowsek, Amy"

Why don't I just give you money on thurs?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i will delete the pic if you sign up for paypal

i am very on top of spam and spam news and from what i know there are
no direct relationships between spammers and paypal

"Dowsek, Amy"

I am not scared.. I am just so annoyed with all the emails I get that are crap..

Yesterday when I opened my email I had 254 emails from the weekend, all I think were junk- I feel I get a spam like every other minute..

It would be nice if you would just delete the picture - thank you.


From: AZiola@focal.com

you sound like nate

scared of paypal

lose the fear man - no way to live your life

"Dowsek, Amy"

I would maybe snail mail you some money..

But I am not signing up for paypal... they probably would sell my info &
I'll get more spam than I already do..

From: AZiola@focal.com

paypal me $ and i will do it

"Dowsek, Amy"

Uh, z- you have PLENTY of other photos of me to blackmail me with

This one can be deleted..

Please?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i can delete it but then i cant use it in the future as blackmail or to make fun of you

"Dowsek, Amy"

I guess me.. ya.

Horrible pic. Wish you could delete it..

From: AZiola@focal.com

it?

you mean you?

"Dowsek, Amy"

That's pretty scary

And it's freakin huge

From: AZiola@focal.com

http://www.drodd.com/images3/2004-01-18105.jpg

"Dowsek, Amy"

I don't get it then, if you were cheering for them, wouldn't it make
you happy then?

From: AZiola@focal.com

not happy about it which is weird cause those were teams i was cheerin for last sunday

"Dowsek, Amy"

I wish you good luck with that - it's quite a goal..

So you happy with superbowl or no?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i am hopin to win the lifetime achievement award in being a jackass

"Dowsek, Amy"

Seems like you also won the jack ass award

From: AZiola@focal.com

yes

http://www.drodd.com/banquet/awards.html

"Dowsek, Amy"

Did you really? I don't recall that..did anyone win with you?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i won the best cheerleader award last year

"Dowsek, Amy"

There is not an award that exists that's called the "team that is the most fun" - you are making things up just so your team could win an award

From: AZiola@focal.com

pretty cocky

my team is gonna win award of team that is the most fun

"Dowsek, Amy"

Well you can continue if it helps you

But you should know, that we are going to win

From: AZiola@focal.com

no not really

ok ya a little

"Dowsek, Amy"

Does trash talking help you get pumped up?

From: AZiola@focal.com

ya i figure you guys will win

i am just getting pumped up

"Dowsek, Amy"

Those are some strong words - hope you're able to live up to them.

From: AZiola@focal.com

we play you on thursday

http://www.teammullet.com/bowling/

we are gonna kick your ass

Love, Z E-mail me if you have anything you want to post on this page