Z-Bonia

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Cars suck. Our car keeps breaking. It is either the tires or the battery or something else crucial to driving. I hate the guy from CSI Miami. I hate how he talks.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to
be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

From: "Z" <aziola@yahoo.com>

right on

--- Moroni Mark-CMM088 <Mark.Moroni@motorola.com> wrote:

let's try for 6:30 - the bulls game is on at 7PM tonite.

From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com] Sent: Friday, February 23, 2007 4:21 PM

--- Moroni Mark-CMM088 <Mark.Moroni@motorola.com> wrote:

Ya - I am down.

From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com] Sent: Friday, February 23, 2007 4:20 PM

sure that sounds good
6:30? 7?

--- Moroni Mark-CMM088 <Mark.Moroni@motorola.com> wrote:

where you wanna go? any preferences? I was maybe thinking
Messners?

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