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I think it would be funny as hell to do an experiment with a young child to teach them that poo smells good and roses smell bad. I think it is funny that people still are scared to use their work email for personal reasons. Show me someone that has been fired to sending personal email. Thats right that person does not exist. It bugs me when people say that they will take my extra Cubs tickets. I think one of the reasons why I carry a hankerchief is because it groses people out. I would love to see someone make a sacrafice for once. I have been sweating in the pits more lately. I see redish pants in clothes catalogs. I really hope that they don't catch on. People do a lot to not admit things. I have eaten many.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"Adcock, Ahneta"

I have no interesting response for that.

From: AZiola@focal.com

hey you have to watch how much you drink

"Adcock, Ahneta"

I agree, however, that does not take away from the fact that there is a
puke story out there on me for all the world to see.

From: AZiola@focal.com

Bradley Savoy has gotta get a life

"Adcock, Ahneta"

This is great. You've really done wonders for my professional career.

From: Savoy, Bradley
To: Adcock, Ahneta
Subject: Ever do a web search on your name?

I found these listings under your name when I did a search today, look at the Zbonia link (2nd one), is that really from you, scary?

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Ahneta+Adcock&ei=UTF-8&fr=my_top&n=20&fl=0&x=wrt

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