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I love new feeds. Or for you more technical people, RSS feeds. I love Cubs news feeds. I am sick of all this mucous I have. I have carried a hanky since I was 17, I am just sick of using it every five minutes. Our townhouse is shaping up. My cat looks like she is healthy again or at least better. I am real happy about this.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy.".

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

then i am glad that is not our website

--- Angela Mills <psycmillie@yahoo.com wrote:

their baby has all the facial signs of fetal alcohol syndrome

"z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

http://www.ziolafamily.com/ZIOLA_Family/index.htm

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