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I hear fake laughs all the time. I use one some times. I don't like this time of year when there are no decent sports on TV. I need Spring Training to start and I need it now!

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago
park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of
the boys.

Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey
stick, shoves it under the dog's collar. twists it and
breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and
rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal, " he
starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies.
"sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you
were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he
writes in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you
were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"BEARS Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack, " he
writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a BEARS fan either," says the boy.
"Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for
the Cubs, Sox, or BEARS. What team do you root for?"
the reporter asked.

"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook &
writes: "Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top


[09:26] LawnWrangler00: i like to have a seat
[09:26] LawnWrangler00: the worst place i ever saw game was last year
at wrigley
[09:26] LawnWrangler00: that team effin sucked
[09:29] LawnWrangler00: derosa on roids?
[09:29] ziola1039: team on the field sucked, but that park is just
awesome, best in the leauge
[09:29] ziola1039: got the SCR on?
[09:29] LawnWrangler00: yep
[09:29] ziola1039: he sounds kinda dumb
[09:29] LawnWrangler00: what about the underarmour ads?
[09:29] LawnWrangler00: how you feel about that?
[09:30] ziola1039: i was ANTI all the ads but when you are at a game
you dont even notice that ad board behind home plate and stuff
[09:30] ziola1039: i am done worrying about stuff like that
[09:30] ziola1039: with ads on the doors in the OF - wrigley will still
be the best and it brings some $ in so who cares
[09:32] LawnWrangler00: how about those MU kids beating up chet?
[09:32] ziola1039:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070219/ap_on_re_us/obit_adler_1
[09:32] ziola1039: ya motts was at that game and he walked by them
[09:32] ziola1039: i guess chet was also talkin crap though
[09:32] ziola1039: i would punch that guy
[09:33] LawnWrangler00: yeah those kids might do time for that

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