Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The Knob." This small knob is planted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with two problems."All these years everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems. First of all I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."
Train of the Week -
usually have to read these bottom to top
but you do hate Darius & that can't be right to have you there.
i don't know i ain't getting married for years and years
wouldn't be cool to send that.
no hard feelings
still wanna send you guys a gift though - i was thinkin about sending
can't invite you b/c you don't like the groom.
i am making my summer schedule for cubs tix
are you asking me that question??
you inviting me to your wedding?
if so, when is it?