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Colorado is crawling with dirty slow talking hippies. I just lied to guy at work I told him that they had the best page on our intranet. It might be the worst. People are so worried and concerned about Internet security. Why don't they all just chill out. The internet is not gonna bite you. Just pet it. There is no need to run to the printer. We work in an office. This is not professional football. This is a phone company.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

A. They both have balls just for decoration.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

so i would be visiting you visiting

r_j_phillips@bankone.com

i will be in chicago. that is unless i am in cali visiting. then you
can come visit me.

AZiola@focal.com

so if i goto visit you in cali you wont be there

r_j_phillips@bankone.com

can't. ucla dinged me a couple weeks ago. harvard dinged me today, so
i'm not living in boston either. fun times.

AZiola@focal.com

you think you gonna goto college there?

r_j_phillips@bankone.com

sorry. only room for one shirtless guy drinking 15 beers by the pool
in the backyard of my roommate's dad's place in Manhattan Beach.

maybe you can visit sometime, ziola.

AZiola@focal.com

you asshole

i so want to swim every day and drink about 15 beers by the pool in the
backyard of your roommate's dad's place in Manhattan Beach.

r_j_phillips@bankone.com

it was great. i also swam every day and drank about 15 beers by the
pool in the backyard of my roommate's dad's place in Manhattan Beach.

AZiola@focal.com

you asshole

i so dont wanna wear a shirt

r_j_phillips@bankone.com

I was in LA this weekend. It was 85 degrees. I only wore a shirt for
a total of 12 hours over 3 days.

AZiola@focal.com

i think every here is in the same mood as before

here is matt batts new work email address mbatt@fishmanpr.com

r_j_phillips@bankone.com

our little emails are focal fun

how is the focal these days. is everybody still in a bad mood all the friggin time?

AZiola@focal.com

i never thought out little emails were privileged and confidential

r_j_phillips@bankone.com

fun times.

these people are crazy making me type that much out on a 2 word email.
i
hate typing hey ziola and having to type this below:

AZiola@focal.com

gotta love when emails are like 1/25 size of this

This transmission may contain information that is privileged,
confidential and/or exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the
intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any disclosure,
copying, distribution, or use of the information contained herein (including any
reliance thereon) is STRICTLY PROHIBITED. If you received this
transmission in error, please immediately contact the sender and destroy the
material in its entirety, whether in electronic or hard copy format. Thank you.

i still cant believe they make you type that thing out on every email

Andrew P Ziola

hey

ziola

r_j_phillips@bankone.com

hey ziola

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