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I don't listen to music on the radio. I listen to Howard Stern in the morning and Chicago sports radio in the afternoon. I have come to the realization that I look better when the lighting is bad. I wonder if my breathe is getting worse over the years. Cubs Spring training baseball starts this week. Thank God. It has been a long Winter of Chicago sports. I need baseball like I need a wet towel to wash my greasy face - pretty bad. This year might be pretty interesting for the Cubs. But I guess the Yankees are going to be there since they got Arod but fuck them.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still happy to see you.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"denick"

it's about time i told you guys... i'm gay. don't tell jen, although
you might want to tell her if you think it'll help me get the butt cuz as
of this moment it looks as if i will die and never know the dark side...

denick

From: AZiola@focal.com

you had your way with his ass? sicko.

"denick"

i already took care of his ass, he was sorry he finished ahead of me... thanks!

From: AZiola@focal.com

before the next race we can take a baseball bat to weinsteins knee

"denick"

here are the race results and a picture of me at mile 10/16 pulling
up on a jump while trying to catch Jeremy. I did pass him but he got me
with 2 miles to go...

2004 MBAA RACE SERIES
RACE 1: PEMBERTON TRAIL - 1/10/04
Place Name City/state Time No.

1 Jeremy Weinstein M26 Phoenix AZ 1:00:35.4
152
2 Joseph DeNicholas M28 Chandler AZ 1:00:56.9
1029
3 Michael M Cross M21 Oro Valley AZ 1:01:37.4
199
4 Brian Trader M17 1:02:00.5
1198
5 John Conner M25 Scottsdale AZ 1:03:07.4
1045
6 Joe Kern M27 1:03:17.8
1215
7 Robert Byrne M28 Tucson AZ 1:03:47.5
348
8 Brandon Grimm M24 Scottsdale AZ 1:03:56.5
420
9 Jay Reitz M29 WILLIAMS AZ 1:04:26.7
1044
10 Dennis Harris M29 Tucson AZ 1:05:39.4
376
11 William Neese M26 Tucson AZ 1:05:42.5
1031
12 Tim Allen M29 Flagstaff AZ 1:05:50.6
172
13 Patrick Carlson M23 Tempe AZ 1:06:07.0
1115
14 Ryan Parsons M27 Sierra Vista AZ 1:06:38.5
389
15 Scott Sorensen M29 gilbert AZ 1:07:45.8
1169
16 Nick Payne M27 Payson AZ 1:08:24.0
418
17 Michael Quirin M22 1:08:24.8
1221
18 Brayden Streeter M15 oro valley AZ 1:08:53.7
268
19 Maurice Maharaj M29 Fountain Hills AZ 1:08:58.1
243
20 Shawn Messerschmidt M23 Mesa AZ 1:10:17.3
117
21 Adrian Chavez M27 1:12:33.1
1216
22 Michael Gutierrez M25 MARICOPA AZ 1:13:41.1
1101
23 Zachary Weidenbach M15 Cave Creek AZ 1:16:54.7
141
24 Thomas Vitale M19 1:32:34.9
1220
(See attached file: joe_race.jpg)

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