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Valentines day is this week. That is fun. I send valentines to girls cause girls like valentines day. I wish I was hallmark. I would make Zbonia a holiday and hot girls would be nice to me that day. busy is dumb. whoever is not busy, please die. my grandma was cute last nite. she told me that she prayed to God for the bears to win when they played philly.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

top 10 rejected valentine's cards

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

09. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

08. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

07. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

06. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class - Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

05. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

04. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

03. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

02. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

01. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

yeagerhj

about 10 milliliters of hot, wet, salty, sticky goo in your eye.

damnit.
now my eye is pregnant.

pregnant with a caramello baby.

From: RoMaN [mailto:moroni@romann.net]

about 10 milliliters of hot, wet, salty goo.

From: <AZiola@focal.com

hot, wet, salty goo

"RoMaN"

hot salty goo?

From: <AZiola@focal.com

i love hot goo!!

"RoMaN"

rollos are a bit to caramelly.

once you get to the center - like in one chew - it a bit too gooey for me.

don't like the goo.

From: <yeagerhj@WellsFargo.COM

i have never eaten a whatchamacallit.
but i have eaten rollos.
and those are damn tasty as well.

From: VanHorn, Nathan

hi all...

you ever eat a whatchamacallit? i am now. it tastes tasty

From: RoMaN [mailto:moroni@romann.net]

happy times with funslice.

thanx HJ.

From: <AZiola@focal.com

tonight = funslice.
that's gonna be good times.
please tell roman and nate i say hello.
and that i hope happy things are happenin' for them.

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