Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
top 10 rejected valentine's cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
09. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
08. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
07. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
06. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class - Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
05. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
04. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
03. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
02. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the
one that I gave to your sister!
Train of the Week -
usually have to read these bottom to top
about 10 milliliters of hot, wet, salty, sticky goo in your eye.
pregnant with a caramello baby.
about 10 milliliters of hot, wet, salty goo.
hot, wet, salty goo
hot salty goo?
i love hot goo!!