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Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Subject: RE: Bulls broadcasts idea
Date: Thu, 3 Nov 2005 15:12:56 -0500
From: "Nuich, Jeff" <jnuich@comcastsportsnet.com> Add to Address
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Thanks for your idea. This will be forwarded to our production dept.

-----Original Message-----
From: z@homemail.com [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]
Posted At: Thursday, November 03, 2005 12:19 PM
Posted To: CSNChicagoWebsite
Conversation: Bulls broadcasts idea
Subject: Bulls broadcasts idea


I have an idea that I think you should consider doing on your Chicago
Bulls broadcasts. Note the attachment to this email. I mocked up a
suggestion I have for the score ticker on the bottom of the screen. In
this example BSU is beating FS 18-11. When I watch basketball I am
always subtracting the two teams scores to find out how much they are
winning by. I think it would be so cool if you can put the lead of the
team next to their score like I did in the attached picture. If you
can forward this email to the person in charge of Bulls broadcasts, I
would appreciate it.

Thanks so much.

Andrew Ziola
Chicago


Note: forwarded message attached.

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Date: Thu, 3 Nov 2005 10:18:53 -0800 (PST)
From: "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com>
Subject: Bulls broadcasts idea
To: "home" <aziola@yahoo.com>

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I have an idea that I think you should consider doing on your Chicago
Bulls broadcasts. Note the attachment to this email. I mocked up a
suggestion I have for the score ticker on the bottom of the screen. In
this example BSU is beating FS 18-11. When I watch basketball I am
always subtracting the two teams scores to find out how much they are
winning by. I think it would be so cool if you can put the lead of the
team next to their score like I did in the attached picture. If you
can forward this email to the person in charge of Bulls broadcasts, I
would appreciate it.

Thanks so much.

Andrew Ziola
Chicago

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