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I'm sick. I like being sick. It reminds me how nice it is to be healthy. It reminds me that phelgm and coughing are not great. The cold is progressing thru the necessary steps very nicely. This cold is a traveler. Tomorrow is going to be New Years Eve. I think it is going to be a good one this year. I have been listening to punk rock for like 11 or 12 years now and I don't think I am gonna stop anytime soon. It is important to me.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along
and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived
at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage
to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted
the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you
didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaawd...," replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody
left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?!!!!!"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

From: <AZiola@focal.com>

would i lie to you
would i lie to you honey
would i say something that wasn't true
i'm asking you sugar would i lie - e - i - e - i

Shin

abra aba-cadabra, I wanna reach out and grab ya.

"Mark Moroni"

the reflex. fle fle fle fle flex.

From: <jshin@focal.com>

beware the jaberwocky.

"Mark Moroni"

what goes up must come down.

From: <jshin@focal.com>

special as in the short bus special?

"Mark Moroni"

the cleveland browns are special.

From: "Dowsek, Amy"

Is that like slang for something?

From: Mark Moroni

you see the turtle?

From: "Dowsek, Amy"

Oh- ok to answer, no I do not

From: Mark Moroni

nothing.

i was just writing some useless jibber jabber.

From: "Dowsek, Amy"

What does a tampon have to do with anything?

From: Mark Moroni

you got a tampon?

From: "Dowsek, Amy"

Ya, that seems logical

All ladies should be kept off booze

From: Mark Moroni

maybe that's what makes the ladies all crazy - they're always drunk.

From: "Dowsek, Amy"

They're supposed to have some really good wine in walla walla too

From: Mark Moroni

home of that crazy roommate from the chicago real world.

she sucked.

From: "Dowsek, Amy"

Home of the walla walla sweet onion

From: Mark Moroni

i dunno - i thought it started in walla walla washington

From: "Dowsek, Amy"

Wasn't it started in appleton or something?

From: Mark Moroni

they also have one in appleton.

From: "Dowsek, Amy"

Hi- thanks guys but I have a function after work

Have fun though!

I was in elmhurst today and guess what? They also
have a bw3

From: Mark Moroni

anyone wanna go for wings tonite maybe?

nate, z, and i are going to bw3 after work.

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