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Marc Busey <firstname.lastname@example.org>
The other night I was bored so I went to a Christian Personals website and made up a fake profile.
Check it out... (I found his picture at some Harley site)
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Describe the type of relationship you are looking for. What qualities would you like in this relationship or person?
I am lookin for a lady who aint on a high horse like my ex-old lady was. Also you dont need to bother if you got a bad attitude or if you are on a high horse. I also only like white girls. I will tell the truth up front - I done time (5 years). If you cant handel this, don't even bother tryin to talk to me
Describe a little of your personality and character traits. (Are you funny, laid back, more serious, open, shy, etc.?)
I like to have fun - but when someone messes with me, they are going to get it - and I dont care who you are. I got a bad temper and it coauses me some trouble. I am workin on it.
Describe your Christian faith. Where are you at and what are your goals? What Scripture verses are important to you?
I got no problems with christians. IT is the only religion I can tolerate.
What would be the perfect setting for a first meeting with a new friend or date? Describe it :-)
Goin to a bar, then going riding, then going fishin and then goin campin. I got a shovelhead and panhead Harley and I love them more than my own kids. By the way if you got kids you can look somewhere else - don;t even bother talkin to me. I got my own kids and they are enough trouble.
What are your favorite activities? (Including sports, leisure, artistic/musical, etc.)
I like demolition derby and I like going to the drag races
Describe your current occupation. Do you like what you do? What is your dream job?
I am currently getting back into society it is a hard ajustment. I worked as an exterminater for a while but I got fired becuase my sissy boss wanted me to ware a resperater. I dont ware a resperater or nothing that makes me look like a fool. I told him I would not ware it and he told me I had to. Then he called the cops on me and I almost had my parole revoket.
Where did you go to school (i.e. high school or college/university, etc.)? What did you study? Did you like it? Would you like to do more?
I dropped out of high school but I was educationed in life. I got my GED in the can
What are some of your personal goals in life?
I want to rebuild my shovelhead and restore it. I also want to own more HArleys and get a better house. I would like to be rich some day
What caused your last relationship to end? What have you learned from past relationships?
I will be honest. I lossed my temper and hit my ex old lady with a fire extinguisher when she was sleepin. I aint proud of what I done -but I sure as heck aint ashamed. I went to prison for what I did and done my time. NOw I am out and lookin for a real lady who aint on a high horse.
Where were you born? Have you ever traveled? If so, where? What is your ideal adventure?
I was born in Cumberland kentuky I have not traveled much
Is there anything else you would like to add? This is your chance to get in that last (but not least:-) bit of important info that you would like others to know.
Yeah I am a good guy but I got a low tolerance for fools and women who thikn they are better than me and women on a high horse