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If you don't like it here. Leave. I say God bless you to people around me at work that sneeze. But when I sneeze, no one says anything. Thanks. Old ladies walk real slow and get in my way more than other people. And hey - old ladies, you know my biggest pet peeve is people in my way so please get out of my way. If you don't want to - I guess that is OK. Today at work reminds me of a day after drinking at college. Since our Holiday function was last Friday everyone is laughing and giggling about how drunk some people were and stuff. If I had to make the choice right now if from this point forward all my clothes would either have collars or not have collars, I would go the not having collars route. Man I really hate the pop up windows that have ads on them. I don't mind hitting 'Ctrl W' and closing the windows. I just really hate how they mess up the functionality and really slow down the browser. Someone please fix this. Money is pain and fear.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 mins.

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual Harassment.

Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but the dishes pile
up.

Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?

A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.

Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A: Marriage.

Q: How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Q: What have men and floor tiles have in common?
A: If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year the dog is still excited to see you.

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Q: Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts.(think twice)

Q: Who is the most popular woman at the nudist colony?
A: The woman who ate the last donut.

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.

Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off, you wonder where the breasts went.

Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2004 07:05:55
From: "Erin Zaller" <ez_chicago@yahoo.com>
To: z@homemail.com

Hello. Can you please take me off your website. I think it is a little bizarre that an email I wrote three years ago would be put on your site. Thanks.

Erin

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