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Words

A weird thing crossed my mind today. I should do a crossword puzzle. Then I was like, no. I forgot to wear a belt today. I need a new fake laugh. My current fake laugh is pretty darn fake. If I was a tool I think I would want to be a level. I am good. I bought all my xmas presents on the world wide web. I did not go to one store this year. This is my last week of work, there are making us take all of next week off. I think the company is doing the banruptcy today. I don't know what this means, it can't be good. I like this place so much. Why can't the company do good so I can stay here and I don't have to go find a new job. I don't want to get a haircut.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

A guy's living with his girlfriend. He comes home to find her packing up her things. He asks "what are you doing?" She replies "I'm leaving you, I've had enough." He asks "Why, what's got you so upset?" She replies "Well, I've heard alot of things about you, and I just can't take it anymore." He asks "OK, what have you heard?" She replies "For one thing, I heard you're a petafile." He replies "Wow! That's a pretty big word coming from a 5 year old."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"Dowsek, Amy"

So just delete those couple lines then

From: AZiola@focal.com

i really dont want to take it down

you now how hard it is getting email trains for zbonia?

"Dowsek, Amy"

No I am serious

From: AZiola@focal.com

come on now

"Dowsek, Amy"

Fine then take it down

From: AZiola@focal.com

hey i can't change an email train

i wasn't the one that wrote that

"Dowsek, Amy"

Then make it to be your parents

From: AZiola@focal.com

that part makes the whole train

"Dowsek, Amy"

I'd really appreciate if that part wasn't included

From: AZiola@focal.com

yup - thats the email train this week

"Dowsek, Amy"

Ya, the one that's up now

From: AZiola@focal.com

what are you talking about? the email train?

http://www.drodd.com/zbone/zbone.html

"Dowsek, Amy"

cut that email off z... no way do i want that up there!!!

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From: AZiola@focal.com

writing it was like sitting in the bleachers at the wrigley with my
shirt not on

Amy Dowsek

Reading it made me want to take do chinese water torture on myself

From: AZiola@focal.com

writing it was like pouring a cold budweiser in my words hole

Amy Dowsek

Reading it was like pouring rubbing alcohol into my eyes

From: AZiola@focal.com

on my end i found it fun and entertaining

Amy Dowsek

Like in terrible

From: AZiola@focal.com

bad meaning bad or bad meaning good?

Amy Dowsek

That was so bad, I can't even tell you.

From: AZiola@focal.com

do you andrew take 'Like a frightened turtle!' in holy matrimony?

Amy Dowsek:

Why don't you marry it?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i love this line

Like a frightened turtle!

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