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I am the web developer. I make the web pages. I can't handle this cold because my nose is always running. It is so much more difficult to get up out of bed when the sun is not out. And I don't think the sun has been out for a month. Please reply. Don't make me ask over and over and over. I do the laundry so my clothes are clean and I shower so that my body is clean.

ASSHOLE

Definition: [n] excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal
[n] (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous

Synonyms: anus, arse, arsehole, bastard, cocksucker, dickhead, mother fucker, motherfucker, prick, shit, SOB, son of a bitch

See Also: anal sphincter, disagreeable person, imperforate anus, musculus sphincter ani, opening, orifice, porta, rectum, sphincter ani, unpleasant person

Related Terms: anus, boob, booby, bung, bunghole, chump, ding-a-ling, dingbat, dingdong, galoot, goof, jerk, jerk-off, klutz, mutt, prize sap, sap, saphead, sawney, schlemiel

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Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

Your mama's so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball.
Your mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Your mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Your mama's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Your mama's so fat her favorite dress is a tent.
Your mama's so fat she left home with high heels, she came back with flip-flops.
Your mama's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Your mama's so fat she needs a building permit for her girdle.
Your mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring.
Your mama's so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang.
Your mama's so fat she puts on tampons with a bazooka.
Your mama's so fat she has to put on lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your mama's so fat she needed her ears pierced with a harpoon.
Your mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Your mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and got two dimes and a nickel.
Your mama's so fat she rolled over four quarters and made it a dollar.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose.
Your mama's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your mama's so fat the Department of Transportation makes her wear a "Caution, Wide Turn" sign.
Your mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please".
Your mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued..."
Your mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it says "I don't do livestock".
Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Your mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Your mama's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Your mama's so fat when she goes to the shoe-shiner, she's got to take his word that he's done.
Your mama's so fat she eats Wheat THICKS.
Your mama's so fat she's the main ingredient in Ding Dongs.
Your mama's so fat when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight.
Your mama's so fat the only reason why we have day and night is cuz she walks back and forth.
Your mama's so fat she has her own zip code.
Your mama's so fat the phone company gave her two area codes.
Your mama's so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 commercials.
Your mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your mama's so fat when she puts on her clothes, they beg for mercy.
Your mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, folks run after her yelling "TAXI!"
Your mama's so fat when she wears a red dress, kids run after her cuz they think it's the Kool Aid Man.
Your mama's so fat when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on her.
Your mama's so fat she shows up on radar.
Your mama's so fat when she auditioned for Indiana Jones, she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Your mama's so fat she couldn't star in Forrest Gump because she kept eating the box of chocolates.
Your mama's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping ... and they still hit the ground.
Your mama's so fat she looks at a menu and goes, "Okay!"
Your mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders the "Thank You, Come Again."
Your mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Your mama's so fat when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Your mama's so fat when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Your mama's so fat when she goes to the beach, the kids yell, "Free Willy!"
Your mama's so fat willy freed her.
Your mama's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac.
Your mama's so fat the difference between her and Moby Dick is about three pounds.
Your mama's so fat when she lies on the beach, no one else gets sun.
Your mama's so fat when she sits at the beach, Greenpeace tries to tow her back into the ocean.
Your mama's so fat when she sits in front of the "Hollywood" sign, you can only see the "H" and the "D".
Your mama's so fat she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big!
Your mama's so fat her yearbook picture took up pgs 42, 43, AND 44.
Your mama's so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class battleship.
Your mama's so fat she doesn't wear Dazzey Dukes; she wears Boss Hoggs. Your mama's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Your mama's so fat her senior picture had to be an aerial view.
Your mama's so fat she has to fly cargo class.
Your mama's so fat when she puts on a pair of BVD's, it stretches to "BouleVarD".
Your mama's so fat she has to wear a sock on each toe.
Your mama's so fat she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Your mama's so fat the AIDS quilt can't cover her.
Your mama's so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Your mama's so fat she qualifies for group insurance.
Your mama's so fat when she steps on gum, she can tell you what flavor it is.
Your mama's so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 lbs.
Your mama's so fat she needs to put a bookmark in her folds to find her belly button.
Your mama's so fat her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your mama's so fat when I swerved to avoid her on the road, I ran out of gas.
Your mama's so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Your mama's so fat even God can't lift her spirits.
Your mama's so fat God said "Let there be Light", and moved her fat ass.
Your mama's so fat her nickname is "DAAAMN!".
Your mama's so fat she sells shade in the summer.
Your mama's so fat cows graze by her for the shade.
Your mama's so fat when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw peanuts at her.
Your mama's so fat she got on an airplane and only the wings took off.
Your mama's so fat when she told the airport she needed to fly right away, they stamped "Goodyear" on her ass and put her on the runway!
Your mama's so fat the airport categorizes her ass as carry-on luggage.
Your mama's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your mama's so fat she lost at Hide and Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
Your mama's so fat she could be the eighth continent.
Your mama's so fat she farted and put herself into orbit.
Your mama's so fat I have to roll her over twice to get her on her back.
Your mama's so fat I gotta ride a bus and two trains to get on her good side.
Your mama's so fat when your family wants to watch home movies, they dress her in white and seat her in front.
Your mama's so fat when she eats at McDonald's, they have to go outside and double the number on the sign that says amount of people served.
Your mama's so fat her ass has got more meat than a freezer at Price-Costco.
Your mama's so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud.
Your mama's so fat I got rich by making her sit on coal.
Your mama's so fat her cereal bowl comes with its own lifeguard.
Your mama's so fat she masturbates while looking at pictures in a cookbook.
Your mama's so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity.
Your mama's so fat small objects tend to orbit her.
Your mama's so fat she's got tan lines from the refrigerator light.
Your mama's so fat her belly button's got an echo.
Your mama's so fat I'm jealous of yo daddy. He's got TWICE the woman anyone else has!
Your mama's so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"Matt Batt"

i've pooed all of my life. think about it mills...there are only a
handful of things that we've done every day of our lives...sometimes 2-3 times.
poo is important in anyone's life. without poo...our lives would be
miserable!

i'm definitely pro-poo! so should you!

ok...i'm done.

From: AZiola@focal.com

poo is my life

Angela Mills

poo, how in the world does everything always come back to poo

180 degrees of poo

Matt Batt <mbatt@fishmanpr.com> wrote:

i'm sure she does...but i don't want to think about it...ya know...

From: AZiola@focal.com

i hope ali doesnt poo

"Matt Batt"

cool.

i'm not sure we'll be staying over, but we're in for the long
haul...(unless allie gets pooped)

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