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Yet another thanksgiving has come and gone. I find it really interesting how fun a thanksgiving can be depends on how old people's kinds are. Like I think when me and my cousins were younger it was fun and the adults thought that us as little kids were fun. Now the past few years these people would bring their kids and they were young and cute and fun. But their kids are getting older, like young teenagers and they are awkward and not really fun anymore. Someone has to go and have some new kids to make it fun again. Mondays usually blow but I have had a couple of good Mondays recently. Chicago sports really suck. The bears, bulls, and hawks are not doing good. The cubs better win the world series this year.

Email Attachment of the Week


Reason for not having an on line relationship

Joke of the Week

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready!

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Amy Dowsek

El whackito

From: AZiola@focal.com

i guess we can just say 'wacking' in like spanish accent

Amy Dowsek

Oh I didn't even notice that

I assumed it was the same

From: AZiola@focal.com

i guess there is no spanish word for 'wacking'

Amy Dowsek

PM

THAT'S WAY BETTER

Get that foreign thing going

From: AZiola@focal.com

hey bebé - comience a wacking en mi teclado

From: AZiola@focal.com

or

hey baby - stop wacking so hard on my keyboard

Amy Dowsek

Or

hey baby - start wacking on my keyboard

From: AZiola@focal.com

i think softer (key) strokes might be preferred

Amy Dowsek

Stop?

That's not a good thing, right?

From: AZiola@focal.com

hey baby - stop wacking so hard on my keyboard

Amy Dowsek

I'd like to say both

From: AZiola@focal.com

bad meaning bad or bad meaning good?

Amy Dowsek

That's real bad

From: AZiola@focal.com

excuse me

is that your mouse wrapped around my power strip?

Amy Dowsek

I think this would work better if it was like this:

I'd like to get my weiner stuck in your floppy drive

From: AZiola@focal.com

i got my weiner stuck in the floppy drive

Amy Dowsek

I would like to boot you up

From: AZiola@focal.com

i would love to go down (load) on you

Amy Dowsek

I am fast with a computer, but faster with the ladies

From: AZiola@focal.com

my drive. it is so hard.

Amy Dowsek

Wow.. What a turn on!

From: AZiola@focal.com

hey baby

i am so fast with the computer

Amy Dowsek

Can you work with that statement and qualify it into a pickup line?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i am so fast with the computer

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