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I need stamps. My face is dry. I am going to the post office. I am going to put lotion on my face. There was an old, polish speaking lady that decided to cut in front of me at the post office. Listen lady, just because you are old and can't speak English - this doesn't give you the right to cut in front of me in line. I was getting sick, now I think I might be fine. Weird. My cat always steals my chair.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.

So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."

"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?" "No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."

The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."

"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.

"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- r_j_phillips@bankone.com wrote:

and oven mitts that have an arrow on them that say "this way to the gun show"

R J Phillips

"z@homemail.com"

maybe i will sew one

--- r_j_phillips@bankone.com wrote:

where's the "kiss the cook" apron.

R J Phillips

"z@homemail.com"


i am like a homemaker

i am now prepping supper

--- r_j_phillips@bankone.com wrote:

solid.

R J Phillips

"z@homemail.com"

no i am try not to drink during the day
i just ate a truck load of pb+j's though

--- r_j_phillips@bankone.com wrote:

i hope you have a cold budweiser in your hand too.

R J Phillips

"z@homemail.com"

i am sitting at home without a shirt on

fun times

--- r_j_phillips@bankone.com wrote:

i don't have any ziolas to burn one with over here.

fun times.

R J Phillips

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10/26/2004 01:11 PM
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