Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear end.
The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
Train of the Week -
usually have to read these bottom to top
on Caked on", (8 p.m., WB)
fat and you stole my breadcrumbs", (8 p.m., WB)
sticky or you chafe", (8 p.m., WB)
"Your Money or Your Wife", (8 p.m., WB)
Felicity runs into money woes when financial aid will not cover her tuition.
in Z's Urethra (8 p.m., WB) Z discovers Pacey's whereabouts (and his boat) in his pee-hole and Helen reconsiders her choice of wearing panties that said friday on them when it is actually wednesday.
In Helen's Cooch (9 p.m., WB), Helen discovers Pacey's whereabouts (in her private part) and Z Dawg reconsiders his choice of buying yellow mustard and not the dijon shit.
on Z's crack (9 p.m., Chicago, IL), Z discovers Paceys's whereabouts in his crack and Helen reconsiders her choice for dinner.
i am looking forward to this
On Dawson's Creek (8 p.m., WB), Joey discovers Pacey's whereabouts and Dawson reconsiders his choice of college.
some trippy stuff