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I have never really liked the color maroon for clothing. I do not thing I own any maroon clothing. Gale Street Inn has the best ribs in Chicago. It gets dark before I leave work now. My coworker likes when it rains. Sometimes the rain makes me feel good too. It makes it feel like their is time to get work done. Busy is best. Sneezing is kinda fun. I carry a hankerchief. Winter is around the corner.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? "He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Shea Nimocks

No, they don't have any seats

AZiola@focal.com wrote:

do all the kids in the neighborhood have those gay banana seats on
their bikes?

Shea Nimocks

Yeah, even the ice cream man blasts it out as he's driving around the neighborhood.

AZiola@focal.com wrote:

is YMCA on a continuous loop on everyone's stereo?

Shea Nimocks

Yeah, that's why I moved there.

AZiola@focal.com wrote:

you know you were moving into a gay neighborhood when you bought
that house?

Shea Nimocks

I try not to find out.

AZiola@focal.com wrote:

they ever get naughty in there?

Shea Nimocks

They have their own.

AZiola@focal.com wrote:

ever catch them having love in your pool?

Shea Nimocks

No, but some a** packers live right next door.

AZiola@focal.com wrote:

any packers ever come by and party at your house?

Shea Nimocks

Probably. Maybe the bus driver should have taken them to Soldier Field.

AZiola@focal.com wrote:

i wonder if the packers forgot to show up to the game last
nite if the bears would have won by forfeit

Shea Nimocks

If the Bears had the Packers score, and the Packers had the
Bears score, the Bears would have won.

AZiola@focal.com wrote:

if the bears had all the green bay players they would have
won that game

Shea Nimocks

I just got the results of a new poll today:

100% of Packers fans say "Da Bears still suck"

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