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Updated: 11/27/01 Click here for Zbonia archive

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I hate shaving. I like the Charlie Salinger look. I do hate neck hair so I don't mind shaving that because neck hair sucks. I would rather go on a vacation than go on a defecation. The Bears are tied for the best record in the NFL. We are going on the cruise this weekend. I just put dijon mustard, mayo, thousand island and blue cheese dressing on my sandwich for lunch. I wash my hair every time I shower. I was going to say everyday but like some Sundays I don't shower. The things that I always make sure are real clean are my ears and pits cause I really never ever want greasy ears and stinky pits. I am going to Miami and on a cruise this week. Should be bitching. I think you have to wear a shirt to dinner. If my name was like Matt Batt it would either be Andrew Schmandrew or Areola Ziola. I think I would go with Areola Ziola cause areolas are fun times.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Things you can say at Thanksgiving-and get away with:

1. Talk about huge breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's cool whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Don't play with your meat.
10. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
11. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
12. You still have a little bit on your chin.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

i thought brown down was the kind of down that makes the stuff that you see on ratemypoo.com

Shin

brown down? We are open minded, but when we speak of brown down, we are talking about the down that isn't naturally brown and became brown due to lack of hygiene.

I want the club to be open minded, but I also want our membership to be a little selective, don't you think?

Andrew P Ziola

i say we allow brown down too

come on! i thought this was an open minded club.

Shin

z, what are your thoughts on brown down?

Andrew P Ziola

thanks Amy!

Amy Dowsek

Z can have the girls with the smell down...

From: jshin@focal.com

Well I guess we can have smelly down in the club, but they will have to be on a different membership level or something.

No disease infested down though.

Andrew P Ziola

i don't mind if down is smelly or not

"Mark Moroni"

YES!

i like clean fresh down.

jshin@focal.com

I thought your down was always happy?

Should we have a rule about brown down? i'm thinking it should be disqualified from being part of the club. What about smelly down?

Andrew P Ziola

i am going to make my down happy

Shin

no.... I don't know.... what are you talking about?

Andrew P Ziola

it is just practice

i am gonna sit in front of my computer naked

and . . . you know . . .

Amy Dowsek

do you have a camera

AZiola@focal.com

i am gonna practice tonite by myself

"Mark Moroni"

woah...

sorry.

"when should we get down on the down with down?"

also - should we keep this on the down low?

From: "Amy Dowsek"

can you say, when should we get down on the down with down

From: Mark Moroni

when should we try it?

jshin@focal.com

yes, this is a new and very exciting time for the club and I too share your enthusiasm too.

If you have any suggestions to how you think "Down with Down" should develop or the focus we should be taking, please let me know.

Amy Dowsek

this could be one of the best emails i've ever gotten!

jshin@focal.com

Well, during meetings we'll all be naked. For a yet to be determined time frame, we will sit with the cameras pointed to down and we will not move. This time has been dubbed "nap time." Throughout the rest of the meeting time we will be conducting club business such as setting up Down with Down events. We will also sponsor an annual contest where members will be able to rate participants down. Prize has yet to be determined. Contestants will have to be recruited. I'm not sure if this will be live or via web. I'm thinking web b/c like I stated earlier, z doesn't like to talk to people. Also, I am considering having the club host a question and answer web site for people with questions regarding their down, and down in general.

This is the general gist of the club right now. Eventually we will have a newsletter and a message board for potential members comments.

Amy Dowsek

so ,
in this club of yours, are you going to recruit additional members or are you going to have guest participants? how's it going to work?

jshin@focal.com

Perfect name for a club! Thanks for the suggestion Z.

"Mark Moroni"

yes.

i love it.

down.

AZiola@focal.com

can we call this

The Down with Down Club?

"Mark Moroni"

not for me.

c'mon... you know i'm down with down.

From: "Amy Dowsek"

Mark Moroni

but i would just like a few minutes to focus on down.

jshin@focal.com

you're serious about just sitting there for the meeting?

Then how we will plan club events. Like naked sporting events, and naked dances and other naked outings and stuff?

"Mark Moroni"

settle down lady!

i'm all over this - i'm just throwing out suggestions.

jshin@focal.com

Geez, I haven't gotten to that part yet.

forget it, you don't have to join my club. I'll just keep the people that have already expressed interest. I just needed some guys to even out the number or girls.

"Mark Moroni"

what do we do?

just sit there.

sounds fun!

AZiola@focal.com

great point

i will wait for nothing when it comes to loving (pleasing) myself

Shin

You do it before softball and you're not tired for that.

Would you be able to wait until after the meeting?

Andrew P Ziola

i guess i could but then i would be all tired for the meeting

Shin

Can't you do that before the meetings start?

But, their is not rule about pleasuring yourself during meetings, so I guess you're okay.

Andrew P Ziola

when i am naked in front of my computer i get the urge to please myself

Shin

Hi guys,

I am recruiting people to join my new naked club.

Rule #1: You have to be naked at the meetings
Rule #2: all meetings will be held via computers
Rule #3: You need to get computer cameras so that we can see everyone naked.

Please join,

thank you,
Shin
Founder and President

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