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Updated: 11/25/03 Click here for Zbonia archive

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Life is like a box of chocolates. I just ate the whole box, my tummy hurts. Bob from the Bachelor's sideburns are horrible. If the company I work for was high school, I think I would be popular. Yesterday it was 60 degrees and today it is 20 degrees and snowing. My foot itches. Someone on my train this morning smelled like my orthodonist from when I was a kid. I don't like when people use a tone of doubt. There is a sticker on the ground on the way I walk to work that says, "You are beautiful." I like that.

Remember this?

My grandma and your grandma
Sitting by the fire
My grandma says to your grandma
"I'm gonna set your flag on fire"

Talkin' 'bout
Hey now
Hey now
Iko iko an nay
Jockomo feena ah na nay
Jockomo feena nay

Look at my king all dressed in red
Iko iko an nay
I bet you five dollars he'll kill you dead
Jockomo feena nay

CHORUS:
Talkin' 'bout
Hey now (hey now)
Hey now (hey now)
Iko iko an nay (whoah-oh)
Jockomo feena ah na nay
Jockomo feena nay

My flag boy and your flag boy
Sitting by the fire
My flag boy says to your flag boy
"I'm gonna set your flag on fire"

(CHORUS)

(bridge)

(hey now)
(hey now)
(hey now)
(hey now)
Jockomo feena nay
Iko!

See that guy all dressed in green
Iko iko an nay
He's not a man, he's a loving machine
Jockomo feena nay

(4x)
Talkin' 'bout
Hey now (hey now)
Hey now (hey now)
Iko iko an nay (whoah-oh)
Jockomo feena ah na nay
Jockomo feena nay

(repeat till fading end)
Jockomo feena nay

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard that boys pants were half off.

What does Micheal Jackson consider a perfect 10?
2, 5 year olds

The Pope said if he hears one more alligation about Micheal Jackson
he has no choice but to make him a priest

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys to Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"Dowsek, Amy"

Just wondering if you have email trains like this at your work..

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Ted ....Fess up! You need to stop bringing the veinershnitszel in for lunch. The stench is the fridge is killing us!

Mike

lol...damn, I need to start opening and using that fridge from time to time...sounds like I'm missing a party going on in there ;)

Cindy

I went to put my salad in there yesterday since I was running for a call would not be able to have lunch till I got back...Then changed I my mind when I opened the fridge door...I was afraid the fungus fumes would contaminate my salad...I did throw out someone's bag of carrots that look like they had been in there since the Beatles first appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show back in the 1960's. Pretty Gross!

Terri

I cleaned it out about a month ago before the dead body and pitched containers and half empty bottles and old fruit...Why don't we do a sweep once a week. And while we're at it, please keep the microwave clean as well. Please cover your food with a paper plate or wipe up any spills as soon as they happen because I have to clean it almost every time I use it because it's gross.....A little consideration goes a long way! I know I need to stay away from the fridge and the microwave but let it be because of my latest attempt to diet not the fumes! LOL

Susan

if anyone knows that they have food in there please be kind and remove it to help alleviate some of the disgust that Terri will have to endure during this process.

Subject: Refrigerator

Hi again! Something disturbing is lurking in the refrigerator. It produces highly noxious odors which permeate the entire area upon opening the door. If you have anything of value inside the fridge, please remove it/them this evening. Tomorrow all arctic-dwelling inhabitants will be evicted - permanently (thrown away). Thanks!

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