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Updated: 11/20/01 Click here for Zbonia archive

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What is up with decaf coffee? I mean people don't buy books with no pages. People don't buy a TV with no screen. People don't buy a keyboard with no keys. I prefer the staple over the paper-clip. I like how staples stay there. I don't like how paper clips can move around. Hey, paper clip - chill out. If I was a meat I would want to be beef because beef is like one of the better meats out there. I think my favorite show on TV right now is Boston Public or Felicity. Dawson's Creek really ain't doing it for me like it used to. Thanksgiving is this week. Here is what I am thankful for - email, zbonia, my website, and email. Oh and the people that are nice to me - thanks too. The dudes that did the first Thanksgiving actually ate corn, barley, waterfowl, and venison.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said I should tell you I have acute angina The old man says I hope so, you sure don't have cute tits.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Mark Moroni

HA HA HA HA HA!

that's GREAT!

AZiola@focal.com

stinky air coming out of the anus - get it?

"Mark Moroni"

huh?

"Amy Dowsek"

broke wind get it?

Mark Moroni

no.

"Amy Dowsek"

let one rip...get it

Mark Moroni

what do you mean "he let one go?"

jshin@focal.com

Or in mall rats when he says that she was going down on him and he let one go.

Amy Dowsek

ya- like that part in what about mary when the wife is goin down and he's just sittin there watching tv.

haha funny.

no, i am going to a show 2-nite. maybe after

jshin@focal.com

no, I think it was more, suck will be more than happy to help out with your down. She doesn't watch Dawson's, so she's free.

Amy Dowsek

yes, shit said she'd be over after work or to meet her in the john

AZiola@focal.com

can someone please give my down some oral abuse?

Shin

not that hard to do.

Amy Dowsek

purely verbal.
just want to mess with his mind

jshin@focal.com

are we talking sexual harassment?

"Mark Moroni"

that's cool - you can harass me.

"Amy Dowsek"

i guess. but i have a lot more fun when i am harrassing you than when i am not.

Mark Moroni

no, are you done harassing me or somethin?

"Amy Dowsek"
no are you gay or somethin?

Mark Moroni

are you on your period on somethin?

"Amy Dowsek"

i think that everyone should try and be a little nicer to me on today especially because it's a holiday

AZiola@focal.com

Suck, ask Tom why you suck so bad.

"Mark Moroni"

http://www.wgntv.com/news/weather/asktom.html

jshin@focal.com

go meteorologist mark!

"Mark Moroni"

did you know that today is only the 19th halloween to hit 70 degrees in the 129 years that chicago has been keeping meteorological records?

"Amy Dowsek"
did you guys know that there is gonna be a full moon tonight.
first full moon on halloween in 46 years.

Mark Moroni

because i noticed that he hasn't got back to any mail that i sent or z sent from earlier today.

"Amy Dowsek"

no how come?

Mark Moroni

anyone hear from natay today?

"Amy Dowsek"

i am suck

AZiola@focal.com

you suck

Amy Dowsek

i heard he sucked big time

AZiola@focal.com

i watched some of it

he looked OK

Amy Dowsek

so i heard that michael's performance was far from spectacular...
anyone watch him? anyone care?

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