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Shut up please, your voice makes me cringe. I think everyone likes me. In school I had gym class. Now in the real world I do not. I just sit here as my ass gets bigger. Man I miss the Cubs and softball. This is the worst time of the year? When in hell does bowling start? Multiple rainy days in a row are depressing. I know why Seattle people are pissy. Acne be gone. I went to the dentist. I am wondering if there are patients that they don't give the "floss" speech to.

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Joke of the Week

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for His birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.

Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday.

Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend, Leroy.

Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2: Dear God, this is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty Good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you, Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 3: Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday. Leroy.

Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either By now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church.

Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.

Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He Looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room And sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God.

LETTER 5: I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.

Signed, YOU KNOW WHO.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Margaret_R_Yesko

also i could forward the pic of bucks messed up toes to podiatry downstairs
and they could give some online advice

AZiola@focal.com

there is a lot of research going on now in regards to drodds influence
on medicine

you read that article last month in Nuerology Today about the vomit pic
inspired that doctor in Nebraska to try that sugery blindfolded?

Margaret_R_Yesko

i hope we can find more ways to use drodd for medical purposes in the future

AZiola@focal.com

that is what mills told me yesterday

this is first time drodd was used for medical purposes

(or this is first time that i know of)

Margaret_R_Yesko

dr. topel asked how sandy was doing so i showed him the pic

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