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I don't like annoying laughs on humans. I find them annoying. I would say that 30% of people's laughs are annoying. I am sick. I don't mind being sick.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

i think i got hendrys email wrong - can you make sure he gets the
email below?

--- System Administrator <postmaster@tribune.com wrote:

Your message

To: jim.hendry@cubs.com
Subject: world series
Sent: Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:50:14 -0500

did not reach the following recipient(s):

JIM.HENDRY@CUBS.COM on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:50:21 -0500
The recipient name is not recognized
The MTS-ID of the original message is: c=us;a=
;p=tribune;l=ERD-CHI-EXIMS20510261750VTZAZS6W
MSEXCH:IMS:Tribune:Chicago-Tower:ERD-CHI-EXIMS2 0 (000C05A6)
Unknown Recipient

From: "z@homemail.com" <aziola@yahoo.com
To: jim.hendry@cubs.com
Subject: world series
Date: Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:50:14 -0500

I am jealous of the Sox and I want a Cubs World Series. Thanks.

Andrew Ziola

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