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I am still looking for a new hairstyle. We saw Xmas trees for sale already a week ago. This is nuts. I did a bunch of online xmas shopping already though. Next June I think I am going to get all my Holiday shopping done.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- Z <aziola@yahoo.com wrote:

that is reason why they wouldnt hire you? lame. i thought it was your 0 years of football coaching experience that was holdin you back

--- Ed Emberson <eemberson@yahoo.com wrote:

Cheerleader distraction.

Z <aziola@yahoo.com wrote: amen brother

i dont know why you are not their offensive coordinator

--- Ed Emberson wrote:

That is weak. Should have tried Garret sooner than 3rd down!

Z wrote: what happened to garrett wolfe, overrated

i cant believe they cant get it in the zone, 2 yards, 4 tries darn

--- Ed Emberson wrote:

He did. But...

Z wrote: #7 had some BIG catches though on that drive

--- Ed Emberson wrote:

No, I didn't go. It was hard to watch on TV. #7 dropped the
game winner in the last few seconds.

Z wrote: you there last nite? darn they were so close

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