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I did not dress up for Halloween this year. This very much sucks and blows. I work in an office. I wear business casual clothing to the office. We have a copy room and a kitchen and cubes. I think it is really lame when this coworker of mine wants to show you something on the computer and if she (or he) is not in front of the computer and she (or he) says, "Can I drive?" Something that happens all the time and bothers me about being a web boy is when people are setting up their website and I am doing it. I check with them to be sure that they want different information on their website and they are like yes. Then I follow up with them a bunch over time, then a year or two later - they are like - we don't use that anymore please delete it. I am looking for a chick that is hot and cool. Kind of like the sandwich that McDonald's had, the McDLT. We have hair on our bodies to keep us warm, right? Men usually have more hair on their body's than women. Maybe this is why women are always cold. I am excited and nervous.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indialns have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Shin

yep.

Andrew P Ziola

and just leave the tv tuned into the twist tie network or the wadded up paper ball channel?

Shin

maybe you should get her her own tv.

Andrew P Ziola

i feel bad for schmoopie

she has to sit there and watch this show all the time

Shin

still boring.

Andrew P Ziola

Ziola

WB Oct 30 08:00pm  Add to My Calendar
Series/Drama, 60 Mins.

"Laying There"
Andrew Ziola lays on his couch and watches TV. Every now again he gets
up
to go to the bathroom.

Cast: Andrew Ziola. Writer(s): Andrew Ziola.

Original Airdate: October 30, 2002.

Shin

This sounds like a boring show.

Shin

Andrew P Ziola

Ziola

WB Oct 30 08:00pm  Add to My Calendar
Series/Drama, 60 Mins.

"Laying There"
Andrew Ziola lays on his couch and watches TV.

Cast: Andrew Ziola. Writer(s): Andrew Ziola.

Original Airdate: October 30, 2002.

Shin

Well we know that Audrey breaks up with Pacey and slaps him, so that's
part of the plot. Oh and Dawson find his director and that chick in bed
together.

Andrew P Ziola

i hope is not one of those cheesy like halloween episodes that has
nothing to do with the plot

Shin

Dawson's Creek

WB Oct 30 08:00pm  Add to My Calendar
Series/Drama, 60 Mins.

"Living Dead Girl"
Dawson believes he sees the ghost of a legendary screen actress
strangled on set; Joey and
Eddie take a professor's daughter to a haunted house.

Cast: James Van Der Beek, Katie Holmes, Michelle Williams, Joshua
Jackson, Kerr Smith, Mary
Beth Peil, Busy Philipps, Hal Ozsan, Bianca Kajlich, Jensen Ackles,
Oliver Hudson, Roger
Howarth, Mika Boorem. Director(s): Les Sheldon. Producer(s): Greg
Berlanti, Paul Stupin.
Writer(s): Tom Kapinos.

Original Airdate: October 30, 2002.

The Bachelor
Check Local Listings -ABC-
Crazy Christi and uber-competitive Heather from Texas have both been
sent packing, so the real
reason to watch "The Bachelor" now is to see who's going to be the
next girl to let her freak
flag fly. While the girl whose daddy is in prison would be the natural
assumption, our guess
is Helene, who is obviously holding something back and that can't
possibly be good.

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