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Updated: 11/11/03 Click here for Zbonia archive

Words

I wonder how much I weigh. I think it is funny when people call websites portals to make them sound extra fancy or sophisticated. I don't like the term 'the runs' to describe loose stool. I think it would be kind of neat to invent the next big hand slap/shake greeting thing. Like it would be pretty OK if I was the guy that invented the 'punch' a few years ago. I was pissed a couple of weeks ago that my softball ended but I am happy recently because I have filled in my Thursdays with punk shows. Last week I got to see Less Than Jake and this Thursday we are seeing Blink one hundred and eight two at the house of blues for $1.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

Chicago Slang

FIB's
What out-of-staters call us
(Freakin Illinois bas$#$%^...s)

Slammin' Sammy
Cub Superhero Sammy Sosa

Clod & Mod
Claude & Maude

The YIKE
What we call the Eisenhower

The Taste
Chicago summertime festival: Taste of Chicago

Polish Broadway
Milwaukee Avenue between Diversey & Belmont

Da Loop
Area surrounded by Dah El

Gold Coast
Ritzy northern Chicago neighborhood

Dah Bears
Our football team

Eye Bees
Italian Beef Sandwiches

Cheeseheads
Wisconsinites

Cheek AH Ga
Different way to pronounce Chicago

Da Bullz
Used to be the world's greatest basketball team

Tree
Four minus one

Pal EYE Na
Paulina street

Da Jeffer
CTA 6 Jeffery Express from loop to southside

Seven Oh Ate
Derogatory reference to suburbanites

Sassages
Favorite tailgate food

Bab
Abbreviation of Robert

Gangway
Narrow sidewalk between houses

Dah Hocks
Our hockey team

How Air You?
Chicago Greeting

LSD
Lake Shore Drive (supposedly only spoken by tourists)

Illinois State Circus
The government

Juneway Jungle
Rough neighborhood in rogers Park

Clybourn corridor
Yuppie shopping district

The Friendly Confines
Wrigley Field

Da Mare
Chicago's Mayor

Ewes
Plural of you

The Jewels
Popular food shopping store

Chicagoland
Word to conote Chicago and suburbs

Bubbly Creek
Southside summer words for Chicago River

Jaaagov
Someone you don't like (fighting words)

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

i WILL always stick up for the color purple

"Dowsek, Amy" <Amy.Dowsek@dig.com>

Sometimes when it's raining, I like to help out the gorilla's who are in the mist.

From: AZiola@focal.com

ya and i have been known to stick up for mary, because there is
something about her

"Dowsek, Amy"

Don't forget about the time you stuck up for the whales and freed willy

From: AZiola@focal.com

that is why i have always stuck up for children, in the corn

"Dowsek, Amy"

I think it's good to have them on your side... you ever see the movie,
The Birds?

I don't want that happening to me.

From: AZiola@focal.com

you have always stuck up for the crows

"Dowsek, Amy"

Z, they just don't know any better.

Give them a break.

From: AZiola@focal.com

man, painful kissing

"Dowsek, Amy"

When the crows do that they are just giving you kisses.

From: AZiola@focal.com

even the crows that peck at your head?

"Dowsek, Amy"

I think the same about crows.

From: AZiola@focal.com

some people think pigeons are rats with wings i think they are nice
birds just trying to survive

"Dowsek, Amy"

Go ahead and talk with them

But if it doesn't work, I guess we'll have to have pigeons deliver our
messages

From: AZiola@focal.com

how can we wire this up?

i guess i can talk to people here- i do work for a phone company

"Dowsek, Amy"

I guess I will consider talking to you out of soup cans with a string
connecting them..

From: AZiola@focal.com

bah bah beep

"Dowsek, Amy"

And you'll morse code me?

From: AZiola@focal.com

beep beep bah beep bah bah bah beep beep beep

beep

beep beep beep

"Dowsek, Amy"

Telegrams maybe

From: AZiola@focal.com

snail mail?

"Dowsek, Amy"

Now we're done with both.


From: Aiola@focal.comSent:

i thought we were emailing not talking.

"Dowsek, Amy"

We're done talking.

From: AZiola@focal.com

i am saying that you are trash

"Dowsek, Amy"

Oh so you're not saying that I am trash

Or ARE YOU???

Just kidding..

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