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I love the town Evanston where I work, a lady stopped me on the street today and asked me: "excuse me, do you know if it is a federal or state offense to tamper with the mail." I thought this was very crazy. Was this woman actually debating whether to mess with the mail and her decision was hinging on whether she was going to get busted by local or federal cops? Nuts.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Girl: You remind me of the sea.
Boy: Why? Because I'm so wild and romantic?
Girl: No. You make me sick.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

From: "Z" <aziola@yahoo.com

sorority chicks...

--- Todd Nimocks <tnimocks@new.rr.com wrote:

Yes, Todd is a very popular girls name

From: "Z" <aziola@yahoo.com

we aint gonna find out

but todd can also be a girls name

--- Todd Nimocks <tnimocks@new.rr.com wrote:

Sure. The name Todd means fox. Do you know if it's a boy or girl?

From: "Z" <aziola@yahoo.com

thanks dude
we are lookin for a cool baby name
can we use todd?

--- Todd Nimocks <tnimocks@new.rr.com wrote:

Yep, I saw your rules and broke them. I have 2 band logo tats.
I got them when I was 18. Never get a tattoo when you are 18!! Also,
congrats on the upcoming baby, everyone's having one.

From: "Z" <aziola@yahoo.com

you see my tattoo rules?

http://www.drodd.com/html2/tat.html

--- Todd Nimocks <tnimocks@new.rr.com wrote:

I jinxed it by taunting you. Or the fact we had FOUR
turnovers!! I loved the Favre pass to Urlacher. Speaking of Urlacher, if you ever
run into him when you are out clubbing, tell him to get rid of that lame
barbed wire tattoo.

From: "Z" <aziola@yahoo.com

bears loss

--- Todd Nimocks <tnimocks@new.rr.com wrote:

Plus, a Bears loss tonight to top it all off!!

From: "Z" <aziola@yahoo.com

so bad
i am pissed

--- Todd Nimocks <tnimocks@new.rr.com wrote:

How about those Cubs? There's always next year. GO RED
SOX!!!

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