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People would smoke grass and use other hallucinogens at grateful dead concerts. I don't get it. I have been to punk rock concerts in parking lots. But I don't understand going to the parking lot and not going to the concert. Fucking hippies. Take a shower and get a Starbucks job. I watched Love Cruise Maiden Voyage last night and the one guy told the other guy, "You hurt people, maliciously." I don't think I like reality TV. I need 90210 and Melrose Place back. That is TV. I don't want reality on TV. I get enough of that in life. We made up a new swear word. It is "venk." It is an adjective. Some people will try and use it as a noun or verb but that is wrong. If means shitty or sucky. Like here is an example. I can't believe that she cheated on you. That was a real venk thing she did. Chicago is fucking cool. Leave me alone. Other people like soup a lot more than I do.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.

"No thank you." she said politely.

"This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult." the man replied.

"Oh, I don't mind too much." she said.

"But, it has my husband pretty upset."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

glad to see focal has no problem hiring people with these digusting problems

Shin

I had another life before Focal.

Andrew P Ziola

how in the fuck you know all this you bestiality sicko?

Shin

They sound like they are in pain!!

Same with Pigs. And pigs ejaculate for like 15 mins.

Andrew P Ziola

no

you have?

Amy Dowsek

did you ever hear cats doing it... they make really noisy

AZiola@focal.com

could be true

i know schmoopie has not made cat love since i have had her

but i did get her when she was like 9 months old so who knows if she lost her flower before i got her

"Mark Moroni"

schmoopie.

jshin@focal.com

Yeah, right.

Andrew P Ziola

Amy

"Mark Moroni"

who's been deflowered?

AZiola@focal.com

deflower

Amy Dowsek

kind of thinking I would rather talk about flowers...

jshin@focal.com

Wow, this is one fun yummy topics

Amy Dowsek

was it big?

Mark Moroni

nope - just some pus.

AZiola@focal.com

is it a bleeder?

"Mark Moroni"

popped the zit on my nose.

jshin@focal.com

It's all a part of nature.

Andrew P Ziola

that poor girl doesn't like feces

"Mark Moroni"

can we get andrea on this train?

AZiola@focal.com

you can fling feces at us

Amy Dowsek

No let's not play our bras as i just don't want to... I need a role though cause you guys'll be playing and will be conducting, so I will have nothing to do.

jshin@focal.com

Damn good Roman!

So we've got junk funk, but is that going to work if people are playing their bras too?

Andrew P Ziola

OK i fucking love it!

junk funk

"Mark Moroni"

what about calling it junk funk?

Amy Dowsek

what if she plays her bra?

AZiola@focal.com

is gonna be the real high pitch since she will have no junk in her cup due to the fact that she is a young lady

Amy Dowsek

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I thought only the boys were playing them- you are too?

jshin@focal.com

If we're going to be playing body part protective coverings, you sure
you want this to be that aggressive?

Andrew P Ziola

i am forseeing our music to be more agressive

and the pop label to not really fit . . .

Shin

Or maybe nut pop?

Amy Dowsek

I like cock rock better; but if that insinuates like Barenaked Ladies, than I am all for nut rock

jshin@focal.com

I get the picture. So are we going with nut rock?

Andrew P Ziola

Bush

"Mark Moroni"

matchbox 20.

AZiola@focal.com

cock rock is like frat rock

that cheesy metal shin that frat boys listen to

like creed

Shin

Okay, let's see what they think...

suck and moron, pee and I are trying to come up with a musical genre name for playing the protective cups. We're thinking nut rock.

pee, what does cock rock stand for now?

Andrew P Ziola

i like nut rock

i would be total cool with cock rock - but isn't there cock rock already?

should we see how roman/amy feel about nut rock?

Shin

Or ball rock, nut rock, nad rock, peanut rock. Hmmmm.... to many descisions.

Andrew P Ziola

cock rock - interesting

how about dick rock?

Shin

Oh, I thought you were knocking the new style of music. (no pun intended ha ha ha).

Okay, substitute, hmmmm. What about, cock rock? Well get some drums and guitar to accompany.

Andrew P Ziola

no no no

i was trying to think of a name for this new, underground music that we are getting together

and a dumb name i thought of for it was "substitute"

like

"hey dude, what kind of music are you into?"

"i have been listening to a lot of substitute recently."

Shin

The cup playing orchestra: aka a night of entertainment with the musical stylings of team mullet's protected junk.

Andrew P Ziola

what?

Shin

If you don't want to be part of it, then that's okay.

Andrew P Ziola

substitute?

i was thinking like alternative and how dumb that is for a genre of music

Shin

Hmmmm, that's a good question.

Any suggestions?

Andrew P Ziola

you've got rock. you've got country. you've got hip hop.

what would we call this new genre of music?

Shin

I don't understand why anyone would be uncomfortable about wacking the
protective cups. You guys do that shin all the time.

What beautiful music it would make!

Andrew P Ziola

if team mullet are all sitting around in their protective cups - wacking on them like instruments

i think your sisters basement will be the last thing we all are uncomfortble about

Shin

I thought you were uncomfortable practicing in my sister's basement.

Andrew P Ziola

we might need to practice before we perform

maybe your sister's basement?

Shin

I don't know. Their aren't that many players and I need to have different tones. Asks make totally different noises then cups. Shin, this is going to be one hell of an event!

Andrew P Ziola

i will find some other instrument to play. a cup symphony can have a variety of instruments like a normal symphony can't it? maybe i can slap my ask or some shin.

Shin

I know I can wack your junk. I payed good money for that privilege.
If you don't where a cup, how am I going to conduct a cup symphony?

Andrew P Ziola

i don't even wear a cup but i will wack on my junk if you want

Shin

I'll be there but only if you guys play your cups.

Andrew P Ziola

hi fans.

Andrew P Ziola

softball game is this thursday at 7:10PM

please reply if you will be attending or not

ROAR!

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