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I am not a fan of the suburbs. they remind me of suckiness. and I stereotype people our age that live there. and when I say suburbs I also mean the south side. I think they are automatically lame. Noone knows about the Anaheim Angels rally monkey. I thought someone told me it was a real monkey that they brought out on the field. OK I don't think it is a real monkey -- http://www.rallymonkey.com/pictures.shtml -- damnit. I prefer Coke over Pepsi. I prefer Coke over Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi and Canfields Diet Chocolate Fudge soda. I could eat 15 olives.

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Joke of the Week

When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?

Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Amy Dowsek

Whatever

From: AZiola@focal.com

you mean you are the one that sits there with your legs crossed

Amy Dowsek

Well bring it down to whatever you believe

However, I am the one who sits here

From: AZiola@focal.com

i am just on a search for the truth

i still think 9 hours and 15 minutes seems a little high

Amy Dowsek

Let me make an adjustment on my estimated time of crossing my legs

9 hours and 15 minutes

are you happy now?

From: AZiola@focal.com

you cross your legs when you goto the printer?

Amy Dowsek

no

From: AZiola@focal.com

you cross your legs when you are sitting on the toilet?

Amy Dowsek

I don't walk around that much.. there's nowhere for me to roam, maybe
go to bathroom but that is about it... oh and printer

From: AZiola@focal.com

what about when you are walkin around?

liar

Amy Dowsek

No, I am dead serious..

From: AZiola@focal.com

now you are the liar

Amy Dowsek

I can do better than that

At work, let's say I work a 10 hour day, I have my legs crossed for
probably 9 hours & 45 minutes..

From: AZiola@focal.com

i need something crossed

at least do this. cross your legs for 10 seconds

thanks

Amy Dowsek

I am afraid they will get deformed if I do this

I am not gonna

I will send out good wishes

From: AZiola@focal.com

get some duct tape

Amy Dowsek

I don't think I can train myself to sleep with my fingers crossed

From: AZiola@focal.com

come on amy

i would really appreciate it

Amy Dowsek

Do you know how uncomfortable that is gonna be?

From: AZiola@focal.com

please keep them crossed until i find sublet

Amy Dowsek

I think that would be a total pain in the ass

Ok, fingers are crossed

From: AZiola@focal.com

only 3 of them showed up

i dunno

think 1 or 2 of them might have actually been interested

keep your fingeres crossed

I WANT THIS TO BE DONE

Amy Dowsek

How were all the 4 people last night?

Takers?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i am trying to sublet my apartment

this has been a difficult experience

Amy Dowsek

You do want to sublet your apt. right?

From: AZiola@focal.com

consider it done

this is the porn den. i get pizza from white hen.

yo.

Amy Dowsek

I'd like you to bust out into this rhyming gig tonight as you show your apt..

And you said, any time I want you'll do this

From: AZiola@focal.com

i can bust out into this rhyming gig any time you want

Amy Dowsek

Well isn't that an interesting idea

I wonder if you're going to be in a rhyming mode tomorrow

If so, I look forward to it.

From: AZiola@focal.com

l o w e r y o u r f e e s o r i w i l l p e e o n y o u r s h e e p

l o w e r y o u r f e e s o r i w i l l p e e o n y o u r s h e e p

l o w e r y o u r f e e s o r i w i l l p e e o n y o u r s h e e p

l o w e r y o u r f e e s o r i w i l l p e e o n y o u r s h e e p

Amy Dowsek

I'll start a protest

From: AZiola@focal.com

tell them they can suck your ass

Amy Dowsek

Ya, that's right. I thought I'd make an appointment to let them know
how serious I actually am.

Bastards.

From: AZiola@focal.com

gonna go complain about the exorbitant service charges at the atms?

Amy Dowsek

An appointment with my bank

From: AZiola@focal.com

what did you have at 3:30?

Amy Dowsek

I am not leaving early

I am not going to my 3:30 either.

Drag.

From: AZiola@focal.com

yep he plays ball

Amy Dowsek

He still plays ball with you guys right?

From: AZiola@focal.com

no i don't think so

Amy Dowsek

Did batt find a job?

Amy Dowsek

From: AZiola@focal.com

no i wasn't

Amy Dowsek

Ahh, setting a good example huh?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i was telling the girl that works for me

Amy Dowsek

I hope you weren't saying that to me cuz I don't remember if you were

From: AZiola@focal.com

i was just saying the same thing yesterday

they should just rename them hungover days

Amy Dowsek

But you do use them

It is backwards though cuz I will come to work sick but I won't when I
am not... doesn't make sense

From: AZiola@focal.com

not for when i am really sick

Amy Dowsek

Do you ever use sick days

From: AZiola@focal.com

i dunno maybe 4 or 5 i think

Amy Dowsek

How many more days off you have for the rest of the year?

From: AZiola@focal.com

i was gonna come in for half day but i said fuck it and i gonna just
take day off

when i email my friend paul i have to say f-u-c-k or the email will get
sent back to me cause their emails get scanned for curse words

Amy Dowsek

So you don't gotta work

That's nice

From: AZiola@focal.com

i think our flight is like 1:45

Amy Dowsek

I used to think it was ok, now I think it's way gross

What time do you guys leave on fri?

From: AZiola@focal.com

subway is not my way

Amy Dowsek

No one forces you to do anything

You went to subway by choice

From: AZiola@focal.com

i have not had subway for like 9 or 10 years. ok i lied i was forced to
eat it once over the past like 10 years

but taco bell. oh ya. i enjoy taco bell yo

Amy Dowsek

No

I haven't had it for maybe 10 years

Ahneta and I tried to go after we were out on night, but they were closed

From: AZiola@focal.com

you don't enjoy consuming taco bell?

Amy Dowsek

Not even kind of a fan

From: AZiola@focal.com

taco bell
taco bell
taco bell
taco bell

Amy Dowsek

Ok, enjoy

From: AZiola@focal.com

i am tossing around taco bell

Amy Dowsek

Isn't it time for you to go to lunch?

From: AZiola@focal.com

pass the croutons
pass the croutons
pass the croutons
pass the croutons

Amy Dowsek

Terrific

You should quit now

From: AZiola@focal.com

OK i will try again

on your boat - i want a rootbeer float
a rootbeer float
a rootbeer float
a rootbeer float
a rootbeer float
a rootbeer float, on your boat

Amy Dowsek

That's horrible

From: AZiola@focal.com

ok here is another one

i want a rootbeer float - on your boat
on your boat
on your boat
on your boat
on your boat - a rootbeer float

Amy Dowsek

Hmm, yes it was real good

From: AZiola@focal.com

it was more like a rap

Amy Dowsek

Thank you for that song.

From: AZiola@focal.com

hello white hen i am z you got any of the clearly canadian for me?

Amy Dowsek

White hen

From: AZiola@focal.com

mother fucker i have to go and try to find some of that shit

Amy Dowsek

They still sell that

From: AZiola@focal.com

wow i haven't had that in long logn time

that is some tasty tasty shit

Amy Dowsek

Clearly Canadian?

From: AZiola@focal.com

ya i have enjoyed a cherry 7-up or two over the years

Amy Dowsek

I liked cherry 7-up

From: AZiola@focal.com

i should write to unwrapped and see if they will do a show on
disgusting carbonated beverages

Amy Dowsek

Oh my gosh.. I do remember that & I remember it being so gross.

Kinda like that boozoka gum in the tube that all dissolved in your
mouth cuz it was all sugar

From: AZiola@focal.com

what about hubba bubba bubble gum soda pop?

a girl was supposed to see my apartment last nite, she never showed up
i have 4 people coming tonite

Amy Dowsek

My mom used to buy that when we were little

I couldn't ever drink it

From: AZiola@focal.com

i buy cans of canfields diet chocolate fudge soda pop all the fucking time

Amy Dowsek

Ya, I only get it at places like that

Or maybe at a 7-11 if it's in the fountain drink machine

But I don't buy it for myself (in cans or anything)

From: AZiola@focal.com

i get it every time i goto portillos

Amy Dowsek

I was just wondering.

They want to make it more of a mainstream drink, I just don't see that
happening.

From: AZiola@focal.com

ya i guess it was kinda a treat

like rootbeer floats were a treat and all we hadd at my house was
coffee
ice cream and ginger ale - and i made a float out of that

Amy Dowsek

I was wondering..

I am doing a proposal for MUG rootbeer and they are doing a rebranding
effort towards kids. So I was just wondering when you were little did
you have rootbeer.

I remember I did but it was more of a 'treat'.. like in a rootbeer
float.

I don't think I drank it every day or anything

From: AZiola@focal.com

where did this come from?

sure i enjoy root beer

Amy Dowsek

Do you like rootbeer?

Did you like it when you were little?

If so, did you drink it a lot or was it more of a 'change of pace' drink?

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