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I think the hair on my arms is getting longer. This kind of concerns me. I sometimes use the windows on the L train as a reflective tool to check out hot ladies. I think other people do this too. You can pretend to be looking out the window - but use the reflection of the window to look at hot ladies. And sometimes I think I make eye contact via this window reflection - but I think it is just the lady looking out the window. I can't tell you how much the ring of the phone makes me cringe. OK I will tell you. The ring of the phone makes me cringe. Halloween was a trip. You gotta love everyone dressed up looking like idiots. But I looked like the biggest idiot of them all in my ballerina costume. I want to go trick or treating but I think I might be a little too old which ain't cool. In fact, I might even get trick or treaters coming to my place in Zburbia. But I probably just won't answer the door and hope the kids don't egg or shaving cream my house.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

An old man went into the Social Security Office and filled out an application.

He was too old to have a birth certificate, so he was asked to prove his age. He opened his shirt and showed them the gray hair on his chest. They accepted that as proof, and give him his first check.

He went home to his wife, showed her the check, and explained to her what had happened.

She replied, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can also get disability!"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

jshin@focal.com

pillow fights in lacy teddy's.

"Mark Moroni"

nice.

slumber parties. i wish i was a fly on the wall.

jshin@focal.com

Totally traumatic, but when she wanted to come to my next slumber party (hmmmm, why would her mom let me do that?), I didn't let her. And my slumber parties were da bomb.

I try not to leave people out. It's too sad.

"Mark Moroni"

wow - traumatic.

i like to leave people out all the time. especially if i don't like
them.

jshin@focal.com

Once, in 4th grade, my friend had a birthday party, and she invited all the girls in my class but me (b/c she had nightmares after watching a scary movies at my slumber party and so her mom didn't like me or something). It's not fun to be left out.

Andrew P Ziola

1st time i thought about roman. 2nd time i thought about shit (, not fecal matter). 3rd time i thought about suck.

i didn't want to leave anyone out.

Shin

to roman working nude?!?!

Andrew P Ziola

i jerked off 3 times last nite

"Mark Moroni"

i'm working nude.

NOW ARE YOU JEALOUS!?

jshin@focal.com

Happy tuesday.

I'm so jealous of people that get to work from home today.

"Mark Moroni"

happy tuesday people.

jshin@focal.com

No I picture pee, doing his asexual reproduction in his tutu. Now something's very wrong with that picture.

Andrew P Ziola

i got my tutu and leotard and tried it on

there is something very very wrong with this picture as i looked at myself in the mirror

it is funnier than fuck

Amy Dowsek

i will also bring jolt, as i don't see the need in drinking alcohol while carving pumpkins

jshin@focal.com

Ooo, bring some captain crunch and we can make sandwiches like Alley Sheedy did in Breakfast Club

Amy Dowsek

i think i want to bring just some cotton candy and some pixie stixs

jshin@focal.com

Just bring some beef jerky.

Amy Dowsek

polish (covered), german, lithuanian and czech

jshin@focal.com

what's your ethnicity?

Amy Dowsek

i don't know yet. got any suggestions?

jshin@focal.com

suck, what you going to bring?

Amy Dowsek

ok- z, you should bring polish sausage cause you're dumb pollak.

so - bringing dog
z- bringing sausage

roman, i'll let you decide what you want to bring. you're too picky

AZiola@focal.com

i never had flat faced chicken but it sounds good

thanks

Dumb Polack

Amy Dowsek

why don't you make that for everyone on sat.

jshin@focal.com

nope. mongoloid chicken isn't my specialty. I prefer to make flat-faced chicken. Sometimes I substitute the chicken with dog.

Amy Dowsek

you cookin for roman?

Mark Moroni

you cook good food though.

OH I'M GONNA GET MONGOLIAN CHICKEN TONITE!

jshin@focal.com

I'm sure I was. All orientals are the same and we're all related.

"Mark Moroni"

remember yik?

were you related to him shit?

jshin@focal.com

Spike was all cool with her baby and stuff.

"Mark Moroni"

this is kinda like saved by the bell the new class, but probably better.

no snake or wheels though.

no joey jeremiah.

no spike.

jshin@focal.com

Roman, I know you got this already, but the others haven't I don't think.

http://www.nationalpost.com/commentary/columnists/story.html?f=/stories/2001
1012/732364.html

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