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ads on websites are so mother fucker annoying. Pop-under ads on
websites are so mother fucker annoying. I have come to the realization
that I really don't like Greek food and I am not going to force
myself anymore to like it. When they play sound clips of woman having
orgasms on Howard Stern I have to turn the volume down cause I am
at my job. I would like to see a list of everyone I know and the
longest they have ever been on the toilet. I just overheard a coworker
saying, "I had an old roommate and he had a mohawk and we spent
and afternoon going to K-mart and buying towels." I saw the
movie Jackass and my favorite part is when the guy goes into a plumbing
store and goes poo in one the toilets right in the middle of the
Attachment of the Week
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football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking
out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered
a nude female drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Bears fan took off his cap and placed
it over her right breast. the Vikings fan took off his cap and placed
it over her left breast. Following their lead the Packers fan took off
his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Bears cap, replaced it, then wrote
down some notes. Then he lifted up the Vikings cap, replaced it, then
wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted up the Packers cap, replaced it, then lifted it
up again, replaced it, and lifted it up a third time and replaced it one
The Packers fan was getting upset and asked "What are you? A pervert
or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
"Well," said the Officer, "I am surprised. Normally when
I look under a Packers hat, I find an asshole"
Train of the Week -
usually have to read these bottom to top
would give up lifetime
boston public or espn
i would give up budweiser
cubs or budweiser
that's a tough question
what would you do
would you give up meat before you gave up chicago?
like chicago or carrie rader better?
what do you like better? downers, milwaukee, chicago, or oak park?
a fan of how progressive it is really
a westmont fan
she's a z fan
i am a carrie rader fan
me if you have anything you want to post on this page