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Pop-up ads on websites are so mother fucker annoying. Pop-under ads on websites are so mother fucker annoying. I have come to the realization that I really don't like Greek food and I am not going to force myself anymore to like it. When they play sound clips of woman having orgasms on Howard Stern I have to turn the volume down cause I am at my job. I would like to see a list of everyone I know and the longest they have ever been on the toilet. I just overheard a coworker saying, "I had an old roommate and he had a mohawk and we spent and afternoon going to K-mart and buying towels." I saw the movie Jackass and my favorite part is when the guy goes into a plumbing store and goes poo in one the toilets right in the middle of the showroom.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the Bears fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. the Vikings fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead the Packers fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Bears cap, replaced it, then wrote down some notes. Then he lifted up the Vikings cap, replaced it, then wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted up the Packers cap, replaced it, then lifted it up again, replaced it, and lifted it up a third time and replaced it one last time.

The Packers fan was getting upset and asked "What are you? A pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the Officer, "I am surprised. Normally when I look under a Packers hat, I find an asshole"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

i would give up lifetime

Margaret Meaney

interesting..
boston public or espn

AZiola@focal.com

i would give up budweiser

Margaret Meaney

cubs or budweiser

AZiola@focal.com

give up meat

Margaret Meaney

that's a tough question
what would you do

AZiola@focal.com

would you give up meat before you gave up chicago?

Margaret Meaney

chicago

AZiola@focal.com

you like chicago or carrie rader better?

Margaret Meaney

in order
chicago
milwaukee
oak park
downers grove
westmont

AZiola@focal.com

what do you like better? downers, milwaukee, chicago, or oak park?

Margaret Meaney

she's a fan of how progressive it is really

AZiola@focal.com

she's a westmont fan

Margaret Meaney

she's a z fan

AZiola@focal.com

i am a carrie rader fan

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