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Communications have gotten difficult. Life is supposed to be easier with technology. Now there are at least 7 number of ways to get in touch with people and it is out of control. Home phone, cell, work, voicemail, text, email, IM. If you can't get in touch with someone you have a problem. We have limited bathrooms at work and it stinks. Something I don't like which has happened to me 2 times today is that I will go into a bathroom where someone has just defecated. Then I will leave and someone will be waiting to use the bathroom. They will go in there and think that I stunk it up but it actually was the person before me. I can't take credit for the stink.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five times!"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "Buchanan, Jay" <Jay.Buchanan@NC-4.com wrote:

is that your nick-name for him?

kind of like Bill "Beef" Wennington; and Will Perdue "Chicken"

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From: Ed Emberson [mailto:eemberson@yahoo.com]

Steak!

"Buchanan, Jay" <Jay.Buchanan@NC-4.com wrote:

That's hilarious.

I heard brad maynard make get some reps at defensive tackle if
tommie harris gets 10 sacks.

Sean salisbury on espn radio. 'this should something to watch.
If the cardinals arent ready to play they might be down 28 by
half-time'

-----Original Message-----
From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

100

me and coworkers have been belching out crazy bears talk today
like that saturday nite live skit with da bears guys

--- "Buchanan, Jay" wrote:

What the over/under for # of sacks?

-----Original Message-----
From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com]

bears

--- Ed Emberson wrote:

Crazy.

Z wrote: check it out - they posted my comment
on
here


http://blogs.trb.com/sports/custom/weblog/wgnsports/2006/10/whos_your_choice.html#comments

click my link....

--- Ed Emberson wrote:

$16 million a year.

"Buchanan, Jay" wrote: Good call.
that would put some pop in the line-up. but who would we
give up?

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From: Ed Emberson [mailto:eemberson@yahoo.com]

Get A-Rod back to short and keep A-Ram

"Buchanan, Jay" wrote: They
have a lot money to work with when considering Kerry's
Wood's huge salary is gone.
Lots of holes to fill...will Pierre be back. I wonder
if
Lou will push for Ichiro....Hmmmmm. No idea. Could Trade
A-Ram for A-Rod.

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From: Ed Emberson [mailto:eemberson@yahoo.com]

That's a nice raise for Wood and Prior and Pinella and
Hendry.

Z wrote: paper said they will increase payroll 15-20%

--- "Buchanan, Jay" wrote:

get viagra! (just kidding')

he can't be any worse than the Dust man

i think girardi scared the bejesus out of Hendry with
his conflict with the owner of the Marlins and his hard-nosed no-nonsense
approach.

ultimately I think we all know that whoever takes over
is going to have work with Hendry players. good luck.

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From: Ed Emberson [mailto:eemberson@yahoo.com]

Works for me. I got excited about Dusty. I don't get
excited
anymore.

Moroni Mark-CMM088 wrote:

manager of the cubs - how do you feel about that?

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