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I like the band Anthrax better than I like the disease Anthrax that is messing with America right now. America is nice. I like it here. I like Chicago. We went to the anti-abortion pumpkin picking place and petting zoo last weekend. My favorite animal to pet was the baby pigs. My least favorite was the wart hogs. My bowling team is going to be called the Mulletards. I like that name. Retarded people stuff I think is funny. I wish I didn't have to eat. I would like if meals came in pill form like they did on the Jetsons. Because like when you are hungry it does not feel great but when you are done and you are real full it does not feel real great either. That is why I want my meals in pill form. I would still want to eat Charleston Chews in non-pill format though. Mandy Moore is hot. How old is she? Is she 18 yet? I heard she is dating Fez from 'that 70's show'. I used to watch Knots Landing with my mom when I was younger. She also had Dallas parties and her friends wore shirts that said 'I love JR.' Once when I was younger I ate the filling out of a half a bag of Oreos and I just stuffed the cookie parts of them under the couch and my mom found them and they were real gross.

 

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

George Carlin's Terms for Female Masturbation:

1. 5 Digit Disco
2. Buzzing the honey hole
3. Backslappin' Betty
4. Bailing out the Gravy Boat
5. Beaver bashin'
6. Bouncing the bearded clam
7. Buffing the box
8. Buffing the jewel
9. Buttering up the whisker biscuit
10. Clam twiddlin' jamboree
11. Critter crammin'
12. Damming the beaver
13. Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
14. Diddling miss daisy
15. Diggin' for clams
16. Digitis Erectus
17. Fingering the fountain
18. Flicking the minnow
19. Friday night lip service
20. Frosting the muffin of love
21. Giving yourself the finger
22. Going for the gooey duct
23. Impeaching Bush
24. Juicing the clam
25. Let your fingers do the walking
26. Lip smacking
27. Menage a'moi
28. Petting the kitty
29. Piddly Diddler
30. Playing the squeezebox
31. Pokin' the pie
32. Polishing the little pink pearl
33. Pumping the kooter
34. Punchin' the chipmunk
35. Reading in Braille
36. Riding the clitorisauras
37. Romancing thy own
38. Roughing up the suspect
39. Self-guided tuna boat tour
40. Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
41. Spanking Lucy
42. Stroking the newt
43. Ticklin' the taco
44. Tissue tickling
45. Twirling the pearl
46. Unbuttoning the fur coat
47. Warming the wrist rocket

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Amy Dowsek

ok, call me later.
thanks.

(venking bitch)

jshin@focal.com

Don't make me come over to your work and beat the venking shin out of you, you venk piece of crap.

Amy Dowsek

venk you

jshin@focal.com

venk off.

Amy Dowsek

i think you should let him venking use it how he venking wants too

jshin@focal.com

Moron, please stop being so vulger.

"Mark Moroni"

listen - i'll venking use it however i'm gonna use it.

if i gotta take a venk - i'll take a venk.

if a person is a venk - then hey're a venking venk.

venk.

jshin@focal.com

You were the person that said that you didn't want to use it like fuck, moron.

Make up your mind and stop being so venk!

"Mark Moroni"

i agree with suck.

i'm gonna use it how i wanna use it.

Amy Dowsek

i thought venk = fuck.

i will use it that way. i like it.

jshin@focal.com

Oh, I thought you said that you were feeling venk.

"Mark Moroni"

no venk here.

all good.

jshin@focal.com

Moron, is that why you feel venk?

Andrew P Ziola

bad. real bad.

Shin

Okay.

What exactly does a venk penis taste like?

Andrew P Ziola

adjective or adverb or whatever is used to describe something

like the word shitty

-this penis tastes venk
-that bar was fun but that venk chick was a whore

Shin

So what's the proper usage?

"Mark Moroni"

only on e-mail.

venk is universal.

jshin@focal.com

you can say, who gives a shin too

"Mark Moroni"

we have to make a new context for it- it just seems like it is being used like fuck.

like z said - poad off.

and you said who gives a venk.

jshin@focal.com

Who gives a venk if you like it.

J/K

"Mark Moroni"

venk i like.

AZiola@focal.com

what about

venk

?

Shin

What about Prot

Andrew P Ziola

i want a 4 letter word

poad

Shin

how about renlicknae?

Amy Dowsek

NO WAY!

Mark Moroni

i hate it.

what about butadshnae?

jshin@focal.com

What does it mean?

and is it pronounced poad as in toad or poo-ad

Andrew P Ziola

poad

Shin

Okay, go for it.

Andrew P Ziola

i want to invent a new swear word

Shin

fucking riot

Andrew P Ziola

kidding

i don't have a roommate and i hate the movies

i am funny today

"Mark Moroni"

what are you & schmoopie gonna see?

AZiola@focal.com

i am going to the movies with my roommate

Amy Dowsek

cooking sounds like fun.

i am going to go shopping. then i may meet some friends at southport lanes. there is good possibility in doing that.

or i might go to radio shack and pick up a vcr wire and try and hook mine up. i'm not really sure how to do it, but i don't think it's rocket science.

but sure if you go out call- do you want me to do the same?

jshin@focal.com

I'm going to be making spaghetti sauce and freezing like 500 tomatoes tonight. Not sure about later. I'll probably stay in b/c of tomorrow. But if I decide I need to go out, you want me to call you?

What you doing?

Amy Dowsek

what is everyone doin tonight?

jshin@focal.com

okay, never mind. I would use it, but I don't want you to have access to my mail.

"Mark Moroni"

not unless you're really gonna use it.

and - i can read your mail you know!

jshin@focal.com

Hmmmm....

okay, sign me up, this will be my like 8th e-mail account.

"Mark Moroni"

free.

jshin@focal.com

how much is this gonna cost me.

and how do I know that romann.net is that reliable?

"Mark Moroni"

i set up an account, and then you can access the e-mail from a client -
such as outlook.

or you can use the web interface - like hotmail, but instead go to
http://mail.romann.net

jshin@focal.com

how do you do that?

"Mark Moroni"

all y'all should get email accounts on romann.net.

Amy Dowsek

hi

Mark Moroni

thanx willie.

AZiola@focal.com

on road again. hell i can't wait to get on the road again. like my lovers making music with my friends - and i can't wait to get on the road again.

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