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I feel like my underwear has been creeping up more lately. Being let down is a big part of being a Chicago sports fan, specifically a Cubs fan. Cubs are not going to go to the World Series. The curse has not been lifted. People have been asking me if I am OK after the Cubs loss - like I lost a loved one. Skittles are a bigger pick-me-up than coffee. I drink coffee more just for fun. When people say 'no pun intended' - they meant to say that pun - otherwise they would not say this 'no pun intended' crap. So assholes, please say 'pun intended.' I got some allergies. They burn. Please stop burning. The word crud sucks. Dumb word.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

They met in Ocean City where she was trying out her new thong bikini. After a day of sun and surf, he said, "I'd like to see more of you."

She smiled, opened her arms and said, "There isn't any more of me."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"Matt Batt"

i'm lucky enough to be stuck driving in a car to northern wisconsin on
friday when they clinch...
i will definitely be in an accident...but it will be worth it!

From: AZiola@focal.com

ya i figure some kind of liquid will be coming out of all my holes

"Matt Batt"

i might piss my pants and cry if we get to the world series....

From: AZiola@focal.com

man this is fun

"Matt Batt"

it hurt to hold it back...

couldn't help it...felt good!

shows how much it meant to us...

From: AZiola@focal.com

roman cried

"Matt Batt"

very cool...

i cried when it happened, cause they showed some old man (like 80+)
balling his eyes out...

felt like a girl, but enjoyed the moment!

can't imagine having been there...

From: AZiola@focal.com

drodd is working again

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