I want my own private bathroom at work. I don't want people walking in the bathroom when I am urinating and defecating. The homeless in India dig a hole at the beach and poo in them like a cat in a litter box. When it rains it pours. When life is slow and boring. Life is slow and boring. When things are busy and crazy. Things are really busy and fucking crazy. I wish I didn't have to get my hair cut so often. I have a lot of neck hair. Neck hair is gross like poop. I am going to be a ballerina for Halloween. I am going to look like a fucking idiot. I like looking like a dumb fool. It is fun. Fun is fun. Get to fucking work. Did you get here after 9AM and take a goddamn 3 hour lunch? I cut my nails pretty short.
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all of my girlfriends would pay to see that. That will add a few more.
Andrew P Ziola
i think we can get at least 8 or 9 people to go
I bet a whole lot more people would love to come see that.
tonites paid attendance: 6
Sounds like an event that will totally sell out!!
team mullet, live at the symphony orchestra
conducted by shit.
the higher tone it makes the less junk ya got.
penis (typonglish) in spanish is cacahuetas.
i think as time rolls on, i will learn to live with it.
for some whack reason - the word peanuts is bothering me
thought before his name was changed to Pee, that his peanuts was little
no, its name is Ted
- is your peanuts named pee?
and always looking at porn and playing with pee.
went to the store. he saw shit there. pee was at home looking at porn.
yo - i'm moron.
Hi, I'm shit.
I am Z.
guess i'll just have to leave my 'reply all' to you & z huh?
can trust us...
Man, I thought I could trust you all and not have to do a separate e-mail for you guys.
we please do a reply all to this?