Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a few vacation days off, just to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Green Bay Packer jersey was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched horrified, a speedboat came by with three men wearing Chicago Bears jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. the other two reached out and pulled the blue, semiconscious Packer fan from the water. Then using their long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there were some bitter hatreds between the Bears and the Packers, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buds, "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He's in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"
Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top
ya between you and mills - you are really into this whole organ growth phenomenon
is not a good thing!! I heard earlobes grow as well.
I really like the new "voting thing" on drodd. That is a good one.