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When the Cubs win I am real content and feel good but when they lose I am pretty sad. I can't believe that Schwarzenegger is the governer of California. He is not even a good actor. I am looking forward to when he tried to get re-elected and he says, "I'll be back." Jujubes candy pretty much suck. I wouldn't mind if one person said thanks. I don't get a lot of jokes and this kind of bothers me. The farther away you are from me - the better looking I am. I had my high school reunion this past weekend. Everyone pretty much looked the same. This morning I woke up early a couple of times all excited. This reminds me of being a kid and having something exciting going on and knowing when I woke up that day would be there. Tonight we might see the Cubs win to go to the World Series.

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Joke of the Week

On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a few vacation days off, just to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.

A helpless man, wearing a Green Bay Packer jersey was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched horrified, a speedboat came by with three men wearing Chicago Bears jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. the other two reached out and pulled the blue, semiconscious Packer fan from the water. Then using their long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I had heard that there were some bitter hatreds between the Bears and the Packers, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buds, "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He's in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

ya between you and mills - you are really into this whole organ growth phenomenon

"Regan"

That is not a good thing!! I heard earlobes grow as well.

From: AZiola@focal.com

ang always is telling me when people get older that their noses get bigger

"Regan"

EASY killer! Don't get a big head and leave all of your friends behind!

From: AZiola@focal.com

the childhood stars thing? ya that was genious. i am a creative dude

"Regan"

with the washed out celebrities!

From: AZiola@focal.com

what do you mean voting thing?

"Regan"

I really like the new "voting thing" on drodd. That is a good one.

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