Updated: 10/10/06 Click here for Zbonia archive Words I don't like work travel. It seems to be a lot of time spent in airports and lines at rental car agencies just for a few hours in meetings or seminars. I don't ever turn down work trips because I see it as an investment by companies in their employees. I think there has be be a better way to spend money. Maybe I feel this way because I also say college as a waste of money.   Email Attachment of the Week Joke of the Week A doctor and a dentist fell in love with a same girl. One day, the dentist had to go abroad for one week to fulfill his work, so he gave the girl seven apples and asked her to eat one apple everyday. Know why? An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top --- Z <aziola@yahoo.com> wrote: my wife has never called me andrew before --- "Czochara, Michael" <michael.czochara@gs.com> wrote: Duh! Andrew! From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com] that would be my middle name i dont understand your name your email says Michael, I thought your name was Chuck --- "Czochara, Michael" <michael.czochara@gs.com> wrote: Paul From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com] sure guess what my name is (blank) ziola --- "Czochara, Michael" <michael.czochara@gs.com> wrote: Is this a test? people dont even know my real name --- "Czochara, Michael" <michael.czochara@gs.com> wrote: Trot was on my short list if we have kids, the biddy said no way From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com] i am slow and dont get it... --- "Czochara, Michael" <michael.czochara@gs.com> wrote: Trot Chahara From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com] trot? --- "Czochara, Michael" <michael.czochara@gs.com> wrote: My wife put the kibosh on Trot. She isn't pregnant yet. From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com] if my wife and i ever have kids, i think that the name razor will be on our short list --- "Czochara, Michael" <michael.czochara@gs.com> wrote: Sure looks that way or RAZOR SHINES! From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com] sounds good cant wait girardi cubs manager? --- "Czochara, Michael" <michael.czochara@gs.com> wrote: Heck ya! We will be in the west side lot in the grass by the soccer fields(cardinal lot). As I get more details I'll let you know. From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com] ya we goin rad can we meet ya? --- "Czochara, Michael" <michael.czochara@gs.com> wrote: Hey man are you guys going to the Homecoming game? I have secured an RV for all our tailgating needs! -----Original Message----- From: Z [mailto:aziola@yahoo.com] Help me spread the word, forward this website to all your NIU friends: http://www.drodd.com/garrettwolfe/ Love, Z E-mail me if you have anything you want to post on this page