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I am pretty creative. My cat sleeps a lot. Bowling starts this week. I just bought spring training tickets. That is good. At least baseball is not that far away. I miss it so much. Sandberg made it to the Hall of Fame. When I met him when I was a kid, he was a jerk.

Email Attachment of the Week


Joke of the Week

Moon or Florida

Two blondes living in Oklahoma are sitting on the front porch talking when one says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?"

The other turns to her and says, "Hellooooooo? Can youSEEFlorida?"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- "z@homemail.com"

i just think you should change the can back to the old one

see ya

--- Ocean Spray Consumer Services <consumer@oceanspray.com wrote:

December 29, 2004

Dear Andrew:

Thank you for contacting Ocean Spray regarding OCEAN SPRAY? jellied
cranberry sauce. We were sorry to learn of your disappointment with what we consider to be an exciting
package.

The two-piece can was developed to be more environmentally-friendly
because it uses less metal, therefore produces
less waste; and, with its rounded bottom, the two-piece can is
easier to stack in your pantry. The can also features
fewer seams, so it is less likely to create food safety issues.

Removing sauce from the new two-piece can requires just a few
simple steps. Start by opening the top of the can
with a hand-held or automatic can opener. Remove the lid entirely.
Hold the can in one hand. (Don't tip it down too far,
in case it starts to fall out.) Insert a flat knife between the
cranberry log and the can and sweep carefully around the
inside of the can several times. Invert the can over your serving
platter, and give the can a gentle shake or two. The
cranberry log should slip easily onto the platter. If necessary,
loosen it a little more with the flat knife. Serve the log
with a knife for slicing; a butter knife works great.

We are sorry to hear that you did not find this package design to
be convenient. We take your comments seriously,
and have passed them on to our Marketing Department. We will be
sending you replacement coupons in the mail.

Thank you for choosing Ocean Spray.

Jonathan
Consumer Affairs

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